I’m convinced of it.  Why else has my phone been ringing off the hook for the past hour or so with all kinds of naughty little Santas.  I think they are all trying to get a little mojo happening so they can deliver all those presents.  I’m just tickled pink that I was able to help out by lending my chimney for a bit. 

Before I go too far into my little Santa fantasies – (which should be obvious the way I’ve been talking about that horny fucker in the red suit!) a little update on my orthodontist appointment.  Can we say “ouchie”?  The adjustment itself was not that horrific – but what absolutely made my eyes water was when my Dr. reached into my mouth and adjusted my palate expander that is lodged at the roof of my mouth.  I can not believe how badly that hurt.  I have 4 teeth now in my mouth that would prefer to be ripped out of my skull then to endure any further the torture that has been bestowed on them.  Seriously.  It’s absolutely horrible.  I did get some nice pink ligs (the things that connect the wires to the brackets) that make me look even younger then my years.  Wait a minute…. maybe THAT is why my phone has been ringing off the hook.  Sweet girls in braces and Santas go together like oreos and milk I always say!   I will be on for a bit longer and then I think I’m going to put my rubber bands of torture back in my mouth and hit the hay for a bit.  Don’t cry … I will be back on again.  You wouldn’t think I’d pass up a few more chances to fuck Santa before Xmas Eve now do you?

I’d love to give a great big hello and how do you do to all my “regulars”.  I think that it’s a bit too early for me to predict any sort of loyalty on NF.  I mean – hell!  I don’t blame all you guys – there are beautiful girls on NF and talented ones at that.  I wouldn’t pass up the opportunity of having my hand in the cookie jar every chance I had – so I don’t expect any sort of undying pledge of servitude or anything… at least not yet… HAHA! – BUT – for those of you who have come back for 2nd and 3rd and even 4th helpings… thank you mucho.  Walt, Mark (times 2), Tom and … um… Dick?  Kidding about the Dick – but there was someone else I wanted to thank.  Anyways… THANKS to all the repeat offenders…   I’m glad that you called me to travel down the rocky road of kink and destruction with you!

My schedule for the next few days will be sporadic.  Isn’t that a cool word – sporadic?  Sounds so adult, doesn’t it?  Anyways – I will sporadically (hahaha!) be logging in.  Tomorrow evening for sure – though I have an Uncle who will be visiting who will more than likely find his way in my personal space more than what I’d like… (I know what some of you are thinking … and you better call me to discuss!) so I may be a bit more quiet.  I will also make sure I have a few hours during Xmas day to at least say hi to all you who need a break from the nagging wife, kids and inlaws.    Then I will be back on my regular schedule.  Wait.  I don’t have a schedule yet.  I’ll make sure I do before the year is up.

Take care my little (and oh so big) sweeties.