I have been off line for a bit due to a bit of a family crisis.  Yes, everything is alright - and I am VERY glad to be back in your company.  I feel a bit strange having welcomed myself back 2 times in the last 2 weeks - but I guess sometimes life just … happens, ya know?  I’m not going to bore you with any of that family personal business stuff - well - maybe not bore you to tears with all the juicy details.  BUT - suffice it to say - my brother’s ex is a bitch.  She’s flat out crazy and she’s lost her damn mind (what little left of it there was).  I’m sure my brother is going to be fine now that she is out of his life as she brought more than just a little bit of drama to the table…you know the type.  The woman who can’t help but get more and more dick while she’s getting the same dick from a person she has supposedly committed to?  The woman who will burn up your shit the minute you grow balls?  The kind of woman who keeps a mental and sometimes actual list of everything she ever gave to you and presents you with a receipt when you’ve finally smelled the coffee and can see her as the kind of bitch she really is?  This woman is/was psychotic and hopefully my brother and our family have seen the last of her.  Blecky.  If this is what my callers have been going thru in their lives (psychotic ex girlfriends) then I fully understand why my services are needed.  I almost let my 24 year old soon to be divorced brother know about this site but then I got a bit scared.  What if he actually called me?  Thru the 800 number there is no link to my pictures - so it is possible that he might not recognized me at first… but when he finally DID realize he was speaking to me… scaaaarrrrrrrry.

So I’m back.

Again.

Sorry.

No, really, I mean it.

Unfortunately - I will be leaving again - but not so soon.  I will be around for the next couple of weeks - and then I, Celina/CeCe, will be going on my very first ever cruise.  I can not wait!!  I’m not going very far; just going to Mexico - but I will be gone for 5 days - bathing and eating - and dining and relaxing on a great big boat in the middle of the ocean.  Titanic be damned - I insist on being a big girl and not constantly rewinding the frozen bodies floating among the icebergs image/scene!  I will be fine, I know.  But I will not be doing calls.  I heard reception was lousy.  And before you think to yourselves, “there is no way that CeCe would do calls on a big boat.” Tsk Tsk Tsk.  Oh ye of so little faith.  I most certainly would.  I would think it incredibly sexy and bizarre to be masturbating on a boat with many of my favorite callers.  I guess I’m just going to have to be around ALOT in order to spoil you all again so that you will great me with kisses and calls when I return.  We have time before we have to say “see you later, alligator” - so let’s go on to some more exciting news, shall we?

Tomorrow is Thursday - I have an aerobics class late afternoon/early evening - BUT I will be on the phones until at least 10:00AM and on “alerts” or available after that time.  I had a few too many cups of coffee - and the coca cola bottle is calling my name from the refrigerator.  I could be UP all night!  Friday I will be available in the mornings and mid afternoon.  You can always write to me to make an appointment if need be.  Saturday I will be available after 4:00PM - though I will be up during the early morning (that’s late Friday night for all the night owls!) so you can probably catch me then, too.  Sunday … shouldn’t that be a day of rest?  I will more than likely be available by alert.  I may be doing some sunday visiting.   So that’s it for the weekend schedule.  I will try to update the next week as soon as I am able to.

I’d like to thank Wade for sending me a picture - and for also being the lone ranger on my girl next door listing. (I believe that’s the listing, isn’t, Wade?)  Wade is my boyfriend!  We get to the point where we don’t even have words - we just mutually masturbate over the phone and giggle and sigh afterwards.  *sigh* .  Thanks so much for sticking around for me, dear heart - and thanks, too, for the picture.  It’s nice to have a mental picture of you in my head and I can’t wait to call on it during our next play time together.  Jim - thank you for keeping me on my toes in regards to my schedule.  I know I’m hard to reach as of late - but I really do hope you’ll hang in there with me.  It’s for selfish reasons as you mostly do the talking - but you are really one of the few I can really let loose with and know that I won’t get arrested for expressing it. (You’re certain you aren’t a cop, right?).

To my newest “fan” Casey:  You wore me out.  68 minutes?  I hope you’re using PLENTY of lotion - because even though I used a half a bottle of wet - my little ‘gina is not very happy with me. 

Anyways - that’s it for now.  I’m hyper - I’m horney - and I’m angry! (read the family emergency part again if you’re wondering why!).  I’m sure to be loads of fun and you’re sure to um… yeah.