So I’m not the most gifted when it comes to scientific matters.  I didn’t do well on those subjects in school.  It doesn’t have that much to do with me not understanding it as much as it has to do with a bit of laziness on my part.  There is so much memorization to me – and the memorization that needs to be done is the sort that bores me to tears.  I’m much better with English/Literature and Music/Art.  Yeah – and I suck at math subjects, too.  I give you this introduction to tell you this: I wish I knew more about Global Warming because, dear friends, when it SNOWS in Malibu California and is 60 degrees and sunny in Pennsylvania on the same day – something is very very wrong!

I had another new caller today as well (actually, I had several but these two just stood out for me at the moment…) and his name is escaping me. *sigh*  I really need to write things down but who wants to dislodge their fingers from pleasureable places to jot down a name, for crying out loud!! (not me, would be the correct answer!).  This new guy, though, I’m mentioning because he actually told me that I was the best phone sex he had ever had!  We didn’t have a fantasy, did we, hun?

I know that there is a documentary by Al Gore, right?, that touches on this subject.  I have been a bit intimidated by the subject matter – but again – when it snows in MALIBU – Al Gore just might be on to something.  The only thing I’ve ever watched having to do with global warming was The Day After Tomorrow – which although was pretty damn fictionalized – scared the living heck out of me. 

Perhaps all my callers are educating themselves on this as well – because they sure aren’t coming to me to get some warming up!  Ok – so I’m a bit dramatic – but there are a few of you that are M.I.A. and I’m going to send out a search party today this very day! 

1. popop:  Where are you?  It has been awhile and I’m about to email you and ask you where the heck you have been!  Who else is going to be my little old popop and bounce me on his knee the way you do? 
2. Tor: (or is it Thor?)  Now I realize you are brand new – and that we have only spoken for a few times… BUT…where are you?  We were going to continue on with our little janitor and prissy school girl fantasy and *poof* you went missing.  Ok – I went missing, too, but I’m back now and you should be also!
3. Scot:  So I know I am to email you my schedule, too, but I know that you pop in here from time to time.  I will try my very very best to be awake in the morning – but my little eyelids are beginning to close out of the sheer exhaustion.  Ball class – then I did the full circuit at the gym, too!  My little body is screaming for the mattress and it would be nice if you were there with your bedtime stories I love so much.

Now – there are others who have been missing a day or two – but I have faith that they will return.  I don’t want you all to think that me writing about you and giving you some attention on my blog is worth the little M.I.A. missions you do.    I’m not amused!

It wouldn’t be fair to whine about the callers I miss with out speaking on the new callers I have gotten, right?    Chris is one such caller.  Yummy.  Ya know what I love most about him is the fact that after we’ve done some really naughty things together he gives me that little laugh that some of you do.  I am not sure if it’s one of embarrassment – or of release/relief – but I have come to really adore it!  He was quick to get off the phone, I know, but not quick enough to at least give me a bit of pillow talk before he did.  On top of that – he wrote me some kind words to thank me for the job that I had done!  Gotta love that!  Such a gentleman! 

Mike – thanks again for the picture!  It was so sweet for you to send me one.  I really enjoy knowing who I am talking too – and if you can’t stick around after the call to have pillow talk with me – Mike demonstrated what could be an alternative.  Send me a little note – let me know how it went for you (even if you didn’t leave feedback) and if you have the balls – send along a picture!  This will make our time together even MORE personal.  Shoot – I know you guys are visual people – but women are emotional ones.  Nothing better than some pillow talk, sweet notes, and pictures to soften us up that much more!

There are a few other new callers – but I couldn’t dislodge my fingers from my pussy long enough to jot down their names! (Sue me!).  Hopefully, however, they will call me again and make me scream out their names while they fuck me.  I bet I will remember their names, then!

Have a good nite/day, loves.  I’ll be on during the day today (Friday) then logging off and logging back on for the night owls and bad bad boys.  Hope you will keep me company! Oh – and if you’re in areas where it never snows (Florida, Southern California, Hawaii, um… HELL…) I’d suggest you send for a pair of snow boots and a parka.  Yes.  I’m totally serious.