Saturday, February 17, 2007 @ 12:53 am

Oddball things

Ms. Kylie “tagged” me (I’d rather refer to it as a sort of blog drive by shooting with fatalities…) and gave me this assignment.  Not being one to avoid a challenge (or assignment) I decided to oblige her.

Ahem.

10 Oddball things about Me - By CeCe Anderson

  1. Ever since reading some literature and watching a movie called SUPERSIZE ME - I have not eaten at a fast food restaurant.  It’s been about 2 years.  Sometimes I think about the McDonald’s breakfast muffins with the greasy sausage and I start to drool.  But then I get nauseus when I remember the scene from SUPERSIZE ME when the main guy throws up his liver damn near out the window of his car after eating at McDonalds and I lose all desire.
  2. I actually was VEGAN for about a year after reading FAST FOOD NATION - but then I realized that dick was meat - and I certainly enjoyed that - so why not have a piece of chicken and beef while I was at it.
  3. Speaking of eating beef…I have a slight gap between my front teeth due to my braces - and lately when a guy cums in my mouth I’ve taken to sifting the cum thru the gap in my front teeth. 
  4. I like teeth.  Especially chicklet type teeth.  I like to run the tip of my tongue over some nice straight clean pearlie white teeth.  I think it’s kinda sexy.
  5. When I was younger and had no place to fuck my boyfriend, I went to a neighborhood Methodist Church at midnight and straddled him on the sidewalk in front of the Pastor’s office.
  6. I believe in heaven and hell.  Yeah.  A phone sex operator who is religious. Odd, yes?
  7. I’m pretty sure I’m going to heaven - and I hope that I can have sex frequently while there - and eat McDonald’s with out the gross thoughts coming into my mind.
  8. While in heaven I hope they have gay porn.  Gay porn turns me on.  I have several clips on my computer.
  9. I am afraid of having my computer serviced ever.  (see #8)
  10. I am not afraid of worms, though.  I once let a worm crawl over my face because I liked the feel of it.  Wet - slimy - crawly.  A prelude to oral, perhaps?

Scared?  Mmhm.  Me too! lol.

 

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