Uncle Randy did it again!!  I got the cutest package today with all things silver and delicate wrapped up inside!  A few little silver nose rings um… Yup… I’m considering getting my nose pierced!  And also the most beautiful necklace I have ever seen!  I also got a simple yet beautiful thumb ring, too.  I love ALL my presents, Uncle Randy!  Thank you so much for cheering me up with your thoughtfulness and generousity! *smoochies*

I also got a great CD from the musical My Fair Lady from my sweet Doctor!  I haven’t talked about him much here, because, well, I’m protective of him.  But he is a very good friend of mine - and spoils me more than I deserve.  Yes - I am very much aware of his generousity and know that often times I do not deserve his gifts! I put my necklace on today - and as I was riding to the gym I put in the cd.  I sang, “I could have danced all nite” all the way there.  People must have been looking in my car thinking I was totally and completely strange - but man!  That Julie Andrews sure can SING HER ENGLISH ASS RIGHT OFF can’t she? 

Speaking of musicals, I feel I should explain/defend my choice to obsess over every great musical ever made.  My grandmother was a pianist, singer, and also a theater geek.  I think I get a lot of my theatrics from her.  My father’s mother, it also drifted down on him.  Our home is constantly filled with all types of music.  We don’t discriminate.  We listen to everything from country to rap music in my house.  As long as it’s good - and entertaining we’ll give it a go.  But back to my grandmother.  When she was alive, I would bake with her.  And while we would bake she would put music on.  We would sing at the top of our voices all kinds of songs, but her favorite was Julie Andrews.  I LOVED Julie as much as my grandmother did, maybe more.  It wasn’t just Julie, though, it was Shirley Jones, and Ethel Merman, and Lucille Ball (in MAME) and Jennifer Holiday, and Diana Ross, and Marnie Nixon - and just EVERYONE!  I’m now a bit obessed with the idea of collecting everything that Julie Andrews ever was in.  After I satisfy that obsession, I will collect probably all the great broadway musicals - and then we’ll go from there.  I can sing and carry a tune - but I think maybe my secret dream is to be on stage or something.  I dunno.  But there you have it.

Oh - and while I was thinking about Julie Andrews I suddenly remembered something else.  I have the disturbing quality of turning even the most innocent of situations into naughty disturbingly naughty fantasies.  So I was thinking of The Sound Of Music.  I was thinking of the nun - locked up in a convent - not quite ready to be a nun.  And maybe that nun sneaking out to run around in the mountains and sing … when suddenly she runs across a young sheppherd - with his goats - and while she’s skipping rocks in the stream - he approaches her and tells her that she’ll never make a good nun - especially after he takes her virginity.  Who ever heard of a nun who fucks strange men by mountain streams, he tells her, while forcing himself on her.

Then I started thinking about Leisel.  Who never really looked so “young” to me.  I thought of the actress who played her - and the Captain Von Trapp.  I thought about maybe between takes the captain and Leisel fucking in the gazebo - while Ralph watched with his “telegram” in his hand.

*sigh*

Something is definitely WRONG with me!!!

So where was I?  Oh yeah… Santa.

There is one…

I wonder if it’s only cookies he sneaks while delivering his presents to all the good boys and girls. 

See what I mean?