I don’t find death funny. I mean, really – it’s no laughing matter. Usually. But this series 6 feet under (a present from my dearest sweetest Doctor!)has got to be some of the most funny, clever, sadistic type humor I have ever witnessed in all my 18 years of living! It is smart – hilarious, ironic, and just … sensitive. I love ALL of the characters – especially Nathanial/Nate. Claire is even growing on me a bit – and Nate’s gf I just want to sit around and have lesbian fantasies about her. She has this dark twisted type of edge – not goth (goth annoys me, sorry) but just – intelligent – and smart and witty and adorably messed up. I really like her. I’d do her.

There are a lot of movies and books that I read just to escape. I was a harlequin junkie when I was younger. Probably cuz “his throbbing manhood entered her ripe fruit and she squealed with delight as her back arched and perspiration dripped between her lovely mounds of breasts” was about as sexual as looking at porn now is to me. That stuff was hot as a pre-teen! My mother would often confiscate every harlequin romance book I ever brought into the house, and thanks to the thrift shop down the street from where I lived – it was QUITE easy to keep her busy! I once got in trouble with my grandmother for having a few harlequins under my pillow of the spare bedroom I stayed in for the summer. It didn’t help that there were also a few burn marks in the pillow – evidence of my experimentation with my first cigarette/s. *sigh*. But I said all of that to say this: I’m not against the dribble of non-intelligent conversation/television/books and people. (LOL!). I understand that everyone needs time to escape and sometimes escaping into the front page of the newspaper isn’t a person’s idea of a great time. Understood.

However, people can’t live on fluff alone. Fluffers – maybe – but not fluff!

Enter in such wonderful series as: West Wing, The L Word, and yes, 6 Feet Under – all series with impecable (is there another c in impecable?) writing – great character development – and actual real story lines where the writers actually CARE about the story and authenticity of their work. Yeah – I know – I’m smart and I like smart things. Please get use to it! 6 feet under, for those who have been living in a cave and have no idea what a television is! lol!, was a series on (of course!) HBO. It was about a family who owned a funeral home and is basically about their business – but more so about their relationships with one another. Each show begins with a person who has died. It’s a short little intro – usually introducing the victim and showing how that person died. My favorite episode to date was the story of the porn star – whose kitty (that would be the four legged kind – not the one between her legs!) accidently tips her rollers – which unfortunately were plugged in! – into the bubble bath that she (unfortunately) was enjoying. Emphasis on the word: WAS. The funeral – oh my gosh – or the visitation, really, was HILARIOUS!!! I almost peed my pants. Matter of fact, I think I might just have to watch that episode again! People come in and talk about her – like people do when you’re dead (I guess! lol!) and they are all saying these really nice things about her. Then um… this guy comes to the podium and says – something about how he first met her as a fluffer on one of the films he was in. He’s talking about her – and crying – and saying some really sweet things – but – instead of the things usually said at visitations it’s ” she really made me feel confortable during the anal scene”. Or when a fellow porn actress comes to the stage crying hysterically, “I was really scared about my first double entry – but she really made me feel at ease. I’ll always love her for that.” As I was busy peeing my panties – I thought to myself…

What will some of you say in regards to my “services” rendered should I ever be placed – um… 6 feet under (oops – I guess that’s a given, right? I’m going to die – it’s just a matter of when!) should you ever attend my visitation? now please – don’t think I’m jumping off a bridge or anything. And please – I know that some of you are really my friends and our sexual relationship is merely the cherry on the top of our relationship that really means so much more than that – but indulge me for a minute.

Will my mourners from NF (niteflirt) say things like this?

• “CeCe was a real gem. She really made me feel like I was fucking the sweet innocent girl next door – and I’ll really love her for ever for that.”
• “CeCe was really well behaved. She was so much older than her years – but sweet and girly innocent at the same time.”
• “CeCe got me off in 3 minutes flat all the time. Even when her rate went up – she never tried to milk me (excuse the pun) for more minutes – but just went at it. She was a champ.”

Whew. What would my parents think? They would be talking about the time I lost my bikini bottoms and ran around the beach with a sunburnt ass when I was 3 – and you all will be talking about how red you made my ass during that one call when you made me spank myself or something!

Am I the only one that finds the humor in these types of things?

Oh well. If you’re as morbid as I guess I’m turning out to be – you may want to check out a season or two (or 5) of 6 feet under. I love it!

In other news: Thanks to all the new guys who found me in the past few days. Not sure if my advertising is paying off – or if it was just a lucky week – but thank you! It’s always nice to have demented, naughty, twisted fantasies with you! thanks also to Neal who never passes up an opportunity to tribute me with xxooxxx’s attached! thanks to my regulars, too, because it’s nice to be remembered and adored and appreciated for the enjoyable things I do! Ray & Mike & John & Wade & N.L. (back from his niteflirt addiction rehabilitation! *wink*) and all the naughty old men who have deflowered me yet AGAIN **wink** – thank you, too! You’ve kept me busy – happy – and mobile. Yup. My car payment can be paid again this month – hallelujah and pass the pickles and miracle whip!

I’m on for a little bit tonight – then I have to take my little but to bed before I eat yet again tonight. Don’t ask. Some things men just REALLY don’t want women to share. Enough said.
I’ll be on all day and evening (to my knowledge) on Saturday! Yipppppeee! no work for me this weekend! I need the mini vacation, too. Hope you all have the lube and nasty stories ready!!