Thank you Howard – for ruining my guiltiest of pleasures – American Idol.
Thanks to you – Sanjaya will probably win the damn contest – and we’ll have to hear his irritating non talented voice thru out eternity.
I know that you probably find him attractive – and have secret fantasies of his twink’d ass riding your pole day and nite – and wouldn’t mind his screaming/singing up close and personal. But I really thought that you might want to keep that little secret of yours locked up tight – along with the secret you carry around with you of a little penis that seems bigger only to women who choose to look at your wallet instead of your outtie belly button posing for a cock.

Thank you Howard.

You’re probably betting that Heather Whats-her-name kicks off her leg on Dancing with the stars along with every other demented dim witted American you sorry excuse for a radio “personality”. And to think I had secret fantasies of being molested by you in your studio while millions of listeners listened in.
Eeew.

Most of all, Howard, I would like to thank you for insuring the stupid American stereotype that permeates all of society because of stupid little trickeries and assholes like you never dies. Like we don’t have enough to be ashamed about – now we can add you to the list. Sheeesh. Vote for the LEAST talented of the American Idols and see that he wins? Didn’t shit like this get old in like, 3rd grade for cryin out loud?
I detest you and all that you stand for.

Go jump off a bridge or somethin. Or better yet, why don’t you adopt Sanjaya and put him on your show so that you and all your listeners can be entertained and I can practice my option not to listen.
Grrrrr.

In other news: If anyone wants to play Howard Stern – so I can seduce him and fuck him in front of all his 2 listeners – and embarrass him severely when he ejaculates too soon from such a nice sweet tight pussy – give me a call. Just introduce yourself as HOWARD and I’ll take it from there. It will be the easiest call you’ve ever had. And I’ll feel much better.

Consider it public service.