Saturday, March 31, 2007 @ 11:57 pm
goodbye
I just can’t do it anymore. I’ve realized that I really need to center myself and get in touch with my spiritual side. I’ve decided to be born again this sunday with my parents as witnesses. I just can’t continue in this life. The masturbation - the wicked thoughts coursing thru my veins - and the visions… the sinful, nasty visions…
…
I just can’t take it anymore.
I’m sorry. I hope that you all understand.
I’m sure there are other flirts out there that do not fear the eternal damnation of their souls.
I have to be right with myself - and with God - and the lying that I’ve done to my parents - it just breaks my little heart apart.
I will miss you all.
Good bye.
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-D
Did you really think I was serious? I’m not going anywhere. Despite all the complaining and moaning (in a bad way) I do - I LOVE you guys. I love getting you off and I absolutely LOVE cumming with some of you, too. I’d like to cum with ALL of you - but you know - I can’t be picky. This job has allowed me to have fun - share some of my wicked naughty thoughts and damn - it’s really actually quite therapeutic when you get down to it.
I do consider myself a sort of sex therapist, ya know. I get to work out all kinds of thoughts and fantasies and memories with my callers. I get to experiment and try on different roles and explore uncharted seas (lol!) and go where no man has gone before…wait…that’s so “treky” right there, huh?
I’ve thanked all of you so much you’re gonna start asking me to pay you - so I won’t make this all sappy and emotional tonight. Yeah - I know - you’re all relieved. But I get so much more out of this than the paycheck I’m blessed with monthly. Considering what psychiatrists charge I guess I’m pretty cheap therapy too when you look at it. And yeah - I did change my rates for my anything goes line not so long ago. That isn’t a joke. That’s just … inflation and the cost of gas. I’ll keep it there though I PROMISE for another 6 months at least. I have an idea for some of my faithful “clients” (hahaha) too - remind me to tell you about it later, k? You know how I tend to have all these plans and hardly follow thru with half of them. Though I did do better this past month, didn’t I?
Damn - I totally went off track… AGAIN!
Anyways - I’m not going anywhere.
Pretty good April Fools though, huh? 
Comment by Joe
April 1, 2007 @ 12:23 pm
omg! Grabbing chest as the searing pain rips through my chest and flys down my left arm. Breathing is so laborious. I’m losing the sweet young girl who let’s me explore my wild and nasty sides.
I will shed a tear to see you go, but I understand if your upbringing and parents influence lead you down the path of Christian re-birth.
It will be like going through withdrawal of a powerful drug. Only you were never as destructive to me as a narcotic would be.
I wish you well. I will miss you terribly. I will pray for your redemption. Hugs, Kisses, and wet smooches on all your pink parts for one last time.