Saturday, March 31, 2007 @ 1:04 am
When I say anything goes
I really do mean - anything. I think. But there are some limitations to even my imagination and creativity. I know that the offending parties won’t even read this - so indulge me for a bit and let me get this off my 34B chest.
When I say anything goes - I really do mean anything goes. However - (and yeah - there is a BUT in this sentence…) it does not mean that your drunk ass can call me up ask me how young I can be in your fantasy - then sit back and tell me to “go”. Go? Go the f*** where? Go back to watching the great porn movie I was watching before your drunk juvenile don’t know what you’re doing ass called me and interupted what could have been a great orgasm? Go to bed and dream about something other than YOU? Go get a latte at starbucks? What the hell does “go” mean? COME ON! LOL!
When I say anything goes - what it basically means is this: YOU let me know - like good big boys should - what kinds of things you have in mind. You picked up the phone, damn it. You had an idea when you picked up the phone what you were looking for. Was it that someone actually answered the phone that threw you off? Did your balls just drop and you really have no clue? Are you and your buddies taking a break from playing guitar hero and on a dare you called up and made a purchase using your daddy’s credit card or what?
This is not the first time that this has happened. I get about 2 of these every month - and it drives me absolutely crazy. MOST of the time guys can mutter out AT LEAST that they just want to hear me. THAT is helpful. But “GO”???!!!! Again - GO WHERE?
I’m a human being. I’m here as a service, YES, but I’m not a machine you can type data into and out of my mouth spits the perfectly custom made fantasy for you. Wait - these morons who call me and just say “GO” aren’t even that active in the fantasy. They aren’t even TYPING anything into the machine - they are just assuming that their call is like every other call I get - and I should be at their beck and call girl or something. It’s the attitude in which the “go” is muttered, I think, that has me up here ranting and raving like an idiot! LOL! I don’t take too well to being ordered around - hence my lack of a submissive listing. The few dominant calls I get are clear, too. They want someone who is intelligent - who is mindful and present. Not a machine that spits out the appropriate material in which you can jerk off to. Ya know? I just beg you (the “yous” who are the offending parties) - for the love of God and all that is pure and holy - DO NOT CALL ME if you are going to require mind reading as a skill. I don’t know what you want. I don’t know what you are looking for. I can guess and we might get lucky - or you can try … just try to communicate a LITTLE bit and we can BOTH have a great - enjoyable - satisfying time together. You are all so unique with different kinks and different wants and desires and I wouldn’t want it or have it any other way. That is what makes this fun for me. There are those rare instances when our kinks collide and I dig what you dig or whatever - and then - watch out! But even if that never happens - just knowing that YOU are satisfied gets me off - makes me happy - brings me pleasure. Guessing at what that is just drives me nuts. So even if you don’t give a rat’s ass what gets me off - give a rats ass what gets YOU off. Know what it is that you are looking for - or don’t call me. Seriously. GO with the “GO” stuff to someone else down the line that has more patience and isn’t going thru nicotine with drawl. LOL! Seriously. I don’t believe in blocking anyone from calling me - EXCEPT in these sorts of instances. I don’t block because I don’t like the fantasy you like - or block you because my anything goes doesn’t jive with yours but I will block you faster than you can blink if you say “GO” before any REAL valuable information has been shared for me to GO on. And one more thing…you know that you have 4 minutes in which to talk to me. We can get some serious damage done in that 4 minutes - but 4 minutes is wasted pretty darn quick when you have no idea what you even need me to do or say or BE! And one more other thing…when that damn lady comes on the line and says 1 minute remaining - don’t - I repeat - DO NOT take that to mean this is your chance to get CeCe’s number. You want my number? 1-800-TO FLIRT!!! Give me a napkin - I’ll write it down for you. MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!
*end rant*
I’m on my way to bed now - but before I go … some of my latest feedback that makes this latest rant seem well worth it. After all - if I didn’t have to go thru the bullshit - I wouldn’t of ever met some of my most favorite-est people in the whole entire universe, right? 
- My “puppie” wrote:
Talking with CeCe: 1.80/minute. Buying CeCe a sweet present: $50.00. Reading CeCe’s diary: Priceless - My newest caller glacierescape73 wrote:
Outstanding! Very sexy young voice!! Smokin hot pics!! Very Nasty Mind
- My little recovering addict wrote:
An ephiphany! Imagine CeCe, playful on the swing set - little skirt - no panties. She caught me peeking. Punishment is embarrassing. U gotta find out - don’tcha?
:) Just reading those sweet little comments makes the nightmare written above seem petty and silly, now. Thank you all so much.
OOOOOH and I almost forgot! My little “puppie” sent me presents! A little portable picture printer thingee! And some great smelling cocunut butter from the body shop and delicious lip gloss from sephoria! Thank you soooo much puppie for the presents! I love getting presents and I swear between you, Doc, and U.R. - you’re going to spoil me rotten before I reach the old age of 19!! *wink* Thanks so much, puppie. wait … let me put on some vanilla frosting lip gloss first… okay… ****SMOOOOOOOCHIESSSSS MUAHHHHHHHZZZZ****
I’m outtie like I wish my belly button was…
Comment by DaveG
March 31, 2007 @ 11:43 am
I must admit that I am very shy and sometimes that forces the flirt I’m speaking with to do some mind-reading. Luckily, I didn’t have to do that with you because one of the example fantasies in your listing matched pretty closely with what I was looking for.
BTW, you can also blame your fellow flirts a little. Some of them do have some pretty hot “scripts” prepared to deal with the uncreative guys. So, they think everyone is like that.