I absolutely love Spring time. I could go on and on about the whole rebirth and how everything starts to smell good – and blah blah blah – but the truth is – ever since I moved to California – Spring time isn’t really about streams and muddy puddles and just that scent. That scent that is indescribably beautiful. Oh well. Some things are transferable no mattre how f’ed up the seasons are! That one thing is … (drum roll please) THE EASTER BUNNY!

I went to church with my mommy and daddy today – and after services we had a pot luck. I didn’t even really care that much about the food – although the desert table was FASCINATING!!! – what caught my eye was the green grass and baskets on the table. I’m not lying when I say that I love Easter almost as much (if not better than) Xmas & my bday combined. Hunting for easter eggs – and getting sugar headaches from all the damn jelly beans you’ve eaten – not to mention the cadburry chocolate/peanut butter eggs? *wipes drool off of chin*. H-E-A-V-E-N!!! So I run to our table and start looking thru the green plastic grass that no one should have around if they have cats (We did one year and almost died laughing from the little green strings of Easter grass hanging from fluffy’s rectum!) and scooping up all the jelly beans for later. As if that wasn’t enough – they had a table devoted solely to decorating Easter eggs. Stickers and little wax crayons and all kinds of little cups with dye in them. I went a little crazy.

Now some people really like the whole crayon thing – but not me. I do not like the wax crayon AT ALL. First of all you’re drawing on the egg with a white stick of wax that you can’t even see to really design something superb. How can you really draw a straight line on an egg anyways? You try to disect it and it just ends up looking like crap-o-la. Then stickers? That’s like the lazy man’s way of decorating an easter egg. This is what I do – it’s kind of an art form, but I like to share.

How to color the perfect Easter Egg – by CeCe Andrews.
What you will need: containers for the dye, 1 dozen eggs (or more if you like eating eggs for weeks after Easter), and 1 PAS egg coloring kit (more if more eggs will be colored).

1. First you need to boil the egg. Coloring eggs that are raw is not a good idea as it could get really messy. Word to the wise.
2. After your egg is hard (sounds kinda kinky, huh?) You create your dye. I recommend getting red, blue, yellow. You can create your other colors from these. Even if they give you orange – just skip out on making it. So not worth it. And that goes for green, too. You can create a better green on your own.
3. When your dye is created – take your egg between your fingers and lower it into the dye. Keep it there for a few seconds or longer if you want a brighter/bolder/darker color – and immediately place it on a soft napkin.
4. Take the napkin and start rubbing your egg. I know it sounds perverted – but trust me. Rub your egg like you’re polishing silver – or heck – like you’re rubbing your cock. Gently! This step should change your mind about the whole raw egg coloring thing if you have decided to forego my warning about boiling your eggs first. Just sayin…
5. You will notice that some of the dye comes off of the egg – this is okay. Then you want to go ahead and dip the egg in your next color. Feel free to experiment. Leave the egg in a bit longer – rub a little less – rub a little more. You know –
6. Repeat steps 3 & 4 until desired affect and/or color is reached

Now you may notice that your fingers turn a few colors but this will pass. If you’re worried about it though, the next time you’re at your doctor’s office for a physical steal a few pairs of gloves. Or use some gloves that you have around for washing dishes (your wife/girlfriend might have a pair – check under the sink). I was finger deep in red dye and looked like I had eaten cherry koolaid powder with my fingers all day until a few hours ago – so it’s not permaneant even if it IS long lasting… And if you go into the office the following day or two after your Easter Egg decorating with dye still staining your fingers and nails you could create a story of how you helped your little neice or daughter make easter eggs to all the women in the office. Chicks love a man that knows how to handle an egg.

Dang – another huge long post from me. See if I can end this soon…

It’s a new month and so that means a new picture pack is on it’s way. Brand new photoshoot, too. So you should all be chomping at the bit to get the latest ones! I’m going to have to figure out a schedule eventually. I hate even thinking about it. I like being available when I think of it – but my friend told me that it might be time to start doing that. With school I definitely need to keep more regular hours and stop galavanting about like I don ‘t need the extra sleep or study time. Guess that means I’m growing up a bit? (ugh! – lol!)

Just a few notes about this weekend. UFFDAH! It was like there was a surge of penis energy over the weekend or something. You boys kept me plenty busy – and gave me much to confess today over wine and bread. thankyouverymuch. Seriously, though, thanks. I love being busy – and I got to meet quite a few NEW neat, fun, and strange men. “Mr.GO” not included in that group, by the way. LOL!

I need to thank my Uncle Randy/Ralph for his assistance with my books and tuition this semester. Feel free to follow suit and send a tribute or two if you happen to have some left over tax money you don’t know what to do with. I could be your hard tax dollars at work for real (to use Hmmm’s word-age). Tribute buttons are on my listings. Uncle Randy sent me a generous amount that will ALL go to school fees and books and materials. I can’t spend it at WalMart – so I need to find another route home from work. (makes note to self).
I also want to thank Steve – my newly addicted little man. Now Steve is impressing me as a new caller. He is a fan of my photography (wink) and so he buys the sets. I think you have the whole collection, don’t you naughty boy? In addition to the pictures – he is really consistent with calling and letting me know how the call went either in feedback or by email. I have some of the most caring customers – I swear. For the little time that I’ve known Steve he has made a lasting impression. Sorry you’re addicted, Steve, but not sorry at all that it’s me you’re obsessed with!

Hi Dave! *waves*. Thanks for your comments on my blog and the great honest feedback (on here and on my listings) you give me. Hopefully you’ll have time before the Easter bunny comes to town to say hi. Thanks, too, to my silly man. And you know who you are. (*ahem*JOE*ahem*). Please tell me that you found my April 1st joke funny. If you are playing back with me I’m going to be very impressed – because you have me convinced that you really think I’m leaving. If you really DID believe that I was leaving based on some fundamental Christian stuff – then oooooh. I am SOOO sorry! I am so at peace here that leaving here because of my faith would be so not even remotely likely. I’m more likely to leave due to carpal tunnel in my wrist from masturbating than to leave because I’m afraid I’m sinning every time I touch myself.

I guess maybe I shouldn’t joke so much until you’re all more familiar with me…

Then again – joking around is SO much fun!

So then…HOP ON OVER and Cum fill my basket with goodies before Easter Vacation, fellows! I have a biggggg sweet tooth! Come feed it…