I have exactly 8 more days until I return back to school. I will be going full time - 4 whole classes - from sun up to almost sun down. I’m excited and I am a bit nervous, too. Overall, though, I’m ready to get started again. I always love school - at least in the very beginning!

I’ll be logging on whenever possible for the next 8 days and then on the 27th my schedule will change. It’s hard to know exactly where work fits in with all the studying and tests and papers and stuff - but I’ve done my best to be at least a bit reasonable. August 27th - December 13th my schedule* will be as follows (FYI: all times are Pacific Standard Time):

Monday - Wednesday: 5pm - 11:00pm (depending on how things go I could work a bit longer but will not work later than Midnight on any of these days. I have an 8:00AM class Mondays and Wednesdays - and a 9:00am class on Tuesday and Thursdays. We all know how CeCe is in the morning. In order for me to stay awake during classes I need at least 6 hours of sleep just to function. I won’t take appointments after this time. I need to be absolutely serious about this. Please don’t tempt me - I’m easily tempted and I WILL be vulnerable to falling asleep during Biology despite getting the recommended hours of sleep anyways. Help me help myself.

Thursday: 6pm - 1:00AM (depending on how things go I could work a bit longer. Appointments after this time will be honored.

Friday: Morning appointments available upon request. I may log on for an hour or two in the mornings just to catch a few of my customers - if you want me to be around making an appointment will be the best thing. I’ll be logging back on from 7pm - 1:00am or even 2:00am - again depending on how the evening goes.

Saturday: Morning appointments available upon request. I may log on for an hour or two in the morning just to catch a few customers - again, making an appointment would be the best thing to do if you want to catch me in the mornings on Saturday. Saturday Evenings I will work from 7pm - 1:00am or even 2:00am - again depending on how the evening goes.

Sunday: Morning appointments available if requested. I will log on from 7pm - 11:00pm but may log on a few hours earlier if I have no other plans. I will no longer be able to stay up for late nite appointments on Sunday Evenings or early Monday Mornings. I deeply regret this.

*During the time of finals (12/10 - 12/13) this schedule is subject to change. For those of you who have a vested interest in my schooling (ahem! U.R. and 2ns ahem!) you may kick my ass if you see me taking calls with out having properly studied. I may need to masturbate for a second, however, just to relieve stress. You understand.

So there you have it. My schedule. You can definitely count on me being around during the times listed above - unless otherwise noted in my diary ahead of time. Things do “come up”. If you are a long time customer of mine and you don’t see a time frame that appeals to you or works with your schedule, please write to me and let me know. I will do what I can (with my school demands and personal life concerns) to “make time” to speak - if it is absolutely NOT possible for me to do so - then I will definitely be sad, but will do whatever I can to make recommendations (lol! that sounds so funny - but I do have a few women who I feel confident about recommending).

It seems this summer went by so fast. *whew*. I’m excited for it to end…but like I said earlier - it’s a bit “scary” at the same time. Wish me luck.

In other news - the baby is kicking. No - not a REAL baby … or at least not a human one! Jackson will be coming to join our family in a few short days now. I can hardly contain myself. I’m so nervous - and honestly I’m wondering (if it weren’t for the $233489098.00 dollars I’ve spent on him already!) if this is a good time to introduce a new member to my family. Jackson will be all mine and that scares the shit out of me. What if he gets sick? What if he’s not happy? What if he doesn’t like me? What if I really can’t afford it? What if school takes me away from him for too many hours a day? What if he gets lost? What if someone takes him away from me? What if… I feel like a damn mother - and I guess I am one. I guess this is what I wanted/want - but I still feel slightly nervous - but excited at the same time. Gosh! Is this the theme of my post or what? I have a few things on my wish list if you wish to send Jackson a “house warming” present. I pretty much have everything though - so no worries if you would rather save up the pennies and spoil me on Christmas instead. Jackson will understand, I’m sure of it…

Well that is about it for now. Just a few shout - outs though, if I could. 2ns…thank you so much for earlier. You hit the spot. To Guitar gently weeps: thank you for last night. It was really nice hearing from you - and I’m glad the band is doing well. Always a thrill to be the “band-aid” of a nearly famous band like yours. You’re awesome. U.R.: I’m really sorry to hear about your accident. I’m glad that you are doing okay - but how absolutely horrible to have to go through something like that. Please be safe - take care of yourself - and don’t even worry about not calling me. I mean - seriously! Priorities, right? I’ll be here when you get back so don’t even push it. To my sweet dear English teacher that I hardly ever mention here because we’re on myspace together - *wink* : Hi. And I loveth you, too - kind Sir. Hope the kids are still settled down in class and not giving their teach too much trouble. Dave: I hope my schedule works with yours…let me know and we’ll try to work something out. Tiff: you got a whole write up the other day - be patient and behave yourself on that trip with all those boys. You know what I’m talking about!

and one more before I go…my caller known as newslang: You truly make my day with the feedback you leave me. I think it’s somewhat…what’s the word? egotistical, maybe? yeah. Egotistical of me to even accept such compliments you offer me. It sure feels nice hearing them, though! I have now forgotten how many times I’ve talked with CeCe, but I cannot get enough of her! She is so genuine, friendly and sexy - she’s amazing, and I cannot wait for my next call with her! *Big huge grin* Thank you so much!

Thanks everyone for the great calls this weekend - and for the well wishes and congrats on the new member of my little family. Jax (get it - JACKS? Jax?) will definitely stop by later on next week and make his appearance known. No worries… I got lots of love and cuddles to give…there will be plenty left for all of my friends. I’m more concerned that you’ll all fall deep in love with Jax and forget all about me.

Talk soon!