I made a decision not so long ago that there would be certain topics I would leave for private entries - and/or phone conversations. Sex is definitely one of those topics. I know it may seem sort of silly to first time visitors of this blog that I’m a Phone Sex Operator that doesn’t want to talk about sex all out in the open like - but there is a method to my madness. I’ve always wanted this blog to be a place where my callers (and potential callers) can get a glimpse into what makes me tick - what I think about - and well - I want them to know that there is a real girl behind all the NF hoopala, you know? I go through things that normal girls go through - breakups - break outs (lol) - cramming for math tests when I had all weekend to prepare, fights with my parents, occasional blue spells, buyers remorse (LOL!) and even the occasional laugh attack over some funny link that comes my way. This link happens to be of sexual nature - so I’m bending the rules just a tiny bit this time. *wink*

When I was in chat last weekend speaking to a few girls in my attempt to avoid - well - to avoid life, basically, I was given this link. When I went to look at it I fell out laughing. I could not stop the tears from falling. It just … nah uh. The comments on this site were the best - I didn’t even really need to look at the toy much at all for the humor. The comments make it seem like this is just some every day activity - and well, I live in the suburbs. I know I know - I’m in the “sex” industry, too - and people have their opinions about my job and they probably sound an awful lot like my comments about the anal ring toss - but read the comments at the site and tell me it ain’t funny! They sound a bit like this:

Hey - I got this little anal ring toss as a gift for my girlfriend. I couldn’t wait to try it out! I put her on her knees - yanked those panties on down and called over Bob and Earl from next door. Handing them their rings, we went to work trying to pin the ring around the asshole. Bob didn’t really have that great of an aim - but Earl got a hole in one every damn time! After we finished up the game - we all sat on the porch, drank a few Old Milwaukees, and planned for the next time. Earl wants to wear the anal ring toss next. I’ll let you know how it all works out. 5 stars for me, though. This is one hell of a good time!

The more I think about this the more I’m curious about it. I feel a bit like I’m missing out on some real fun activity or something. My brother’s use to do this to me (not the anal ring toss - stop being perverted!) when they wanted to trick me into something. They’d sit around and talk up some horrible tasting food like it was delicious - until I begged to try it. Then they’d hand me some frog leg or something and laugh hysterically at the face I made when they told me I had just tasted Kermit the Frog.

Maybe the anal ring toss is just another frog leg. But then - maybe not? Anyone wanna test it out and give me a review I can actually believe?