Comment by Tiffy

October 25, 2007 @ 11:29 am

What an absolute beautiful thing to say to me on my birthday!

Thank you so much for this post and particularly the things that go said and unsaid between us.

::blushing in adoration::

Your so very happy Tiffers

Comment by Rolf

October 25, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

You two need to get a room. When your mutual adoration society convenes, the conversation just makes my stomach all warm, and acidic, and, well…upchucky. (I invented that word out of fear that “reverse peristalsic” would send you running to a biology textbook — or worse yet, that it wouldn’t.)

Anyway, all kidding aside (in this paragraph only), best wishes to you Tiffy on your birthday. I’ve enjoyed the repartee; CeCe’s blog has been a better place since you arrived on the scene.

When you’re out tonight celebrating, slash one or two hookers’ throats for me, k?

(My elementary school art teacher is rolling over in her grave right now.)

Rolf Kerouac

Comment by Tiffy

October 25, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

Thank you Rolf! Maybe for one day out of the year planet Tiffy (the sexiest, smartest of CeCe’s orbiting bodies, well sexiest anyway other than the divine one herself) can hover closest to Celina.

I don’t know CeCe you wanna get a room? It’s kind of a novel idea … we should try it sometime! Then I’ll blog about how AMAZING you were in this ‘room’ thing!

“My elementary school art teacher is rolling over in her grave right now.”

She was a hooker? How cool is that! It explains a lot about you, A LOT, uh-huh. ::Tiffy nods her head sagely while backing away s-l-o-w-l-y::

Tiffy Ginsberg

Comment by Rolf

October 26, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

This post is a response to some comments in CeCe’s earlier entry, but it has 16 comments already. I agree with whoever said that might go to CeCe’s head, so I’m doing my part to end the comments on that “Smart Guy/Dumb Guy” entry.

MJ, if there is a contest to use the longest word (and I wasn’t trying for that, honest — “triskaidekaphobic” is, after all, more succinct than “fearing the number 13″, and Tiffy knows how much I value brevity), then I want to win and end it now. Why, you ask? Because — and this explains many of my personality defects — I’m suffering from the terminal illness known as pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Go ahead and Google it if you want; I swear it’s a real disease. But if you’re going to Google it, I’d cut and paste rather than retyping.

Tiffers — I was LMAO at your comment about opening your mouth, trying to respond to me, and just giving up with a tip of the cap. Back at you, man!

And even though I’ve got nothing to say to Celina right now, it is her forum — so I’ll just say that I adore her so much I’m willing to overlook her spelling inadequacies. For the time being.

Rolf Burroughs (I almost used Ginsberg first time, Tiff — you’re scaring me)

Comment by Tiffy

October 26, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

CeCe are you keeping track of this? By my reckoning Rolf is a multimillionaire, song writing, neo-NAZI, supreme court justice, coal mining beat poet with an attitude. What am I missing? And BTW: I am soooo jealous! Well except for the terminal illness. Black lung is a bitch (yes I googled, got hung up on ‘silicovolcanoconiosis’ and could kick myself – so obvious in hindsight) but thank your lucky stars Rolf I’m a neurosurgeon (K-Mart class of 88) and will have you up and about in no time! CeCe give me one of those cutty things STAT – I’m going in through the occipital lobe and down the medulla oblongata!

::pouts:: Come out and plaaaay CeCe LMAO

Tiffy Cassady

Comment by CeCe

October 26, 2007 @ 4:20 pm

Tiff – you really googled that? I lost interest in that word after the first 6 letters. I don’t have patience for Rolf’s reindeer games – which is why I am glad you’re playing with him. I didn’t even get the whole Ginsberg thing until he explained it to me. Which makes me wonder just how much I miss in your banter with the all wise and powerful Rolf. I’m so not worthy.

CeCe

Comment by Rolf

October 26, 2007 @ 4:21 pm

Tiffy,

I object most strenuously. There is nothing whatsoever “neo-” about me. The rest, you got right.

You could operate on me even if you didn’t have the prized degree from K-Mart — as long as you’d stayed at a Holiday Inn Express recently. But be careful when you’re cutting anywhere near my amyglada. As you know, I’m already stunted emotionally.

Rolf K. Dick

Comment by Tiffy

October 26, 2007 @ 6:07 pm

“you really googled that?”

Had to, much to my shame. I got that it was something with the lungs. It was fun but I’m in touch with my inner geek

“Which makes me wonder just how much I miss in your banter with the all wise and powerful Rolf.”

::Tiffy performs an emergency amygdalectomy on Rolf:: Sheesh CeCe let’s play with explosives next time ‘k? And give me some more ether!

“I’m so not worthy.”

::rolls eyes:: Let’s not lose sight of the fact that the sole reason, THE SOLE REASON ::Tiffers calms down:: that any of us are even here, bantering, getting to know each other, vying for attention is YOU! You’re not only beyond bright and worthy, you are the cause, the alpha-bitch that rules this randy posse.

No more silly talk ::KISS!::

Dr. Tiffy S. Thompson

Comment by Tiffy

October 27, 2007 @ 12:09 am

A little heads up here in case I get pieces of it all over everybody. I’m declaring a vendetta on WordPress. Apparently there’s a comment limit of some sort. I had written what scholars will henceforth refer to as ‘The Lost 21st Comment’ submitted it and watched it go into the ether. Gone.

I’m irked. I had both Rolf and myself sniffing butts in that one and now you shall never know the context. A pity.

I hope Jackson and CeCe survived puppy school unscathed!

Comment by MJ

October 27, 2007 @ 3:21 am

Ok ok I have to admit his sense humor is growing on me. Please dont tell a soul, I will deny it with my last breath.
Congrats Rolf I think you won. I wasnt even going to challege the first word. Touche for coming up with one quite abit longer. In case your wondering, no I didnt google it. I might have but Dr Tiffy saved me the trouble.