At the beginning of the semester we would all look at one another and smile - happy to be on campus and eager about our futures. We took classes that interested us - got high from smelling the brand new erasers - shoot, we dang near got wet matching our notebooks to our folders. Our campus now resembles a morgue. We look at one another with our eyes all glossy and red from lack of sleep - wondering why we even signed up for the semester. Well, it’s almost over. Thank God.

Christmas is right around the corner - and while I’m buried in graph paper and linear equations and scripts and other college bullshit - I haven’t forgotten that it’s the season to be jolly (fa la la la la la la la la.) I have a surprise for you … a sort of Christmas present to all my dear sweet listeners who are as tired of my classes as I am. Hell week is almost behind me and I will survive. I will survive. Hey Hey! *wink* I know I have been - neglecting you all lately. Sometimes I’ve logged on according to my schedule - but many times I haven’t logged on at all. Many of you find me regardless - but I know that there are others who are wondering what the hell I am doing (or where the heck I’m at!) So - I know that some of you are shaking your heads wondering if I’m really going to do something for you this holiday season - or if I’m gonna leave you waiting by your stockings on Christmas morning with little tears in your eyes and a lump of coal in your hand. Don’t you worry - Santa Claus is coming to town - and he has a little elf named CeCe who is just about done with her finals and is ready to make little toys for all the good boys and girl (Tiffy.)

So …get ready. Get set. Let’s Go!

Forgot to mention - the second elf is played by a pretty well known Maltese - you’ve probably heard a lot about him but never saw a picture of him. His name is Jackson. He belongs to me (at least that is what I keep trying to remind him of.) Hope you enjoy our routine. *wink*