Friday, December 14, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

Pissed On

Every morning Jackson and I run to the bathroom like our lives depend on it. I have to carry Jackson down from the loft - and then he goes outside to empty his bladder and I try not to watch and not so patiently wait my turn. This morning I thought it was like every other day. I grabbed Jackson out of his crate - and set him on my bed until I had sure footing to climb out of the loft. Jackson seemed to stretch a bit - and looked at me with this sort of far away look in his eye. I lifted him up and a stream of warm pee soaked my tank top and arm. Jackson just could not wait. So there I was - in the early freezing morning (it had to be about 50 degrees!) smelling of pee. I had to add cleaning the carpet, doing my laundry and giving Jackson a bath to my now hectic day.

Jackson also had many presents to wrap for his classmates. He figured he’d give them all a little Christmas present. And then Jackson while tugging on a pair of my socks started this sort of gagging and pawing at his face. I thought he was chocking and called my Dad over to help me pry open Jackson’s mouth. He was bleeding from the side of his mouth and making these noises that really freaked me out. A few minutes later one of Jackson’s teeth was in my hand. My baby’s first tooth. (aaaaaaah)

To say that my day has been extremely eventful would be an understatement.

I really need to run to classes now. I want to take Jack on a bit of a walk so that he’s a little more calm for Puppy School. I don’t know if it will work or not but in theory it seems to make sense.

I will try to write more this evening… and I will also be logging in later tonight - probably around 10PM or so PST. :) Hopefully we’ll get the chance to speak then!

Filed under: schedule, puppy, Jackson

5 Comments »

Comment by desperate

December 18, 2007 @ 5:32 am

Hi CeCe,

Can you write more posts about being peed on and having to stand outside in a pee-drenched tank top with rock hard nipples? What a hot story! Except let’s keep the animals out of it, make it a biker gang, yeah, and this is some weird initiation rite you have to pass if you ever hope to get into that sorority, since the head of the sorority is such a fucking bitch! But you’ll show her, oh yes, because once pissed on is twice pissed off so maybe you better have a mr. miyagi type in there (piss on, piss off) to train you when the big bitch pissy cat-fight showdown occurs!

How about it?

- desperate for love

Comment by Rolf

December 18, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

Wow! Desperate’s comment above is so hyped-up-on-coke, breathless, stream of consciousness and self-absorbed that it makes me — well, it makes me long for the good old days when Tiffers and I were exchanging pithy comments that made it clear we were superior to all your other readers.

Tiffers, whaddya think? I think you like me; you really like me.

Sister Bertrille (aka Rolf)

Comment by Joe

December 19, 2007 @ 5:35 am

Just wanted to drop by and say Hi.
I miss you so terribly much, but alas our schedules are no long in-sync.

My best wishes to you and your family for a joyous and happy Christmas.
Joe

Comment by Tiffy

December 19, 2007 @ 6:57 am

ROOOOLLLLFFFFFF!!! SqueeeeeeAAAAALLLLLLL!!! OH! I didn’t mean to squeal like a pig, I know what that does to you ever since that horrible river trip. Now don’t start clutching your ears like Quasimodo blubbering, ‘the squeals, the squeals’ like you did that one time Celina goosed me at the gas station when I bent over to check her tire pressure ::glares at CeCe::

I’m just so glad to hear from you! I was beginning to think you’d wondered off fool that I am. OMG!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HABIT?!!! I love the embroidered SS you have on your apostolnik - quite dashing! I bet you’re in hiding! Are you in hiding or is this how NAZIs celebrate Christmas? I want to be in hiding too aaannnddd I just happen to have my own habit!

Call me ‘Sister Golden Hair’ - and if you look under this habit there will be a surprise! OH! I hope I didn’t just blaspheme, I bet I did darn it and only six days until Christmas, well maybe no one noticed.

Poor Desperate has needs, needs that only a pee drenched Celina can fill apparently. Well I’m sure she’s up to it and I can’t wait to read her story, I like a good cat-fight (smart money is on CeCe since she’s the author and all! I hope she writes the story instead of getting all pissy about it. ::struggles to hold a straight face::

Yes my Sister Bertrille I really do like you … right now, acquired taste that you are and have missed you horribly!!! If you catch a good updraft and have to take off again for a bit (I know it’s the holidays and everyone has things to do) well MERRY CHRISTMAS ROLF! I hope it’s the best one ever!

Sister Golden Hair, Church of the Everlasting Orgasm, House of Celina (Tiffers)

Comment by Tiffy

December 20, 2007 @ 5:32 am

“I miss you so terribly much, but alas our schedules are no long in-sync.”

Well that’s a drag Joe! I always wanted to thank you for explaining alerts to me awhile back. Do I need to explain ‘Arrange a Call’ to you?

Well Rolf it looks like Joe fell on his own sword here (that’s NOT a penis joke so quit giggling Celina!) but surely there’s something …

::eyes Desperate::

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