Wednesday, January 2, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

Deck the halls with balls from Jackson

It seems only yesterday… Jackson has now grown into quite the little man. His sexual appetite would give some of my customer’s a run for their money. The little Zebra Minx use to be his partner of choice - but soon she was replaced with an oversized dog that Jackson mounts every which way he possibly can. The other day Jackson was humping a pile of blankets - and just a few minutes ago I caught him eyeing my leg. I don’t want to give the impression that he’s a horn dog or anything that randy - but he is a feisty one. On top of his urge to hump everything that moves he also has the energy of a … 2 year old. The other day I opened up my little “room” to him. He came in after first going potty (Gooooooood Puppppppy!) and then proceeded to give the place a little look over. Everything to his satisfaction, he sat by my feet and went after the pig’s ear that makes me really consider becoming a vegetarian again. The little ear looks so sad - all pointy and hard and barbequed. Jackson lying down anywhere was a first. He usually goes goes goes until I put him to bed. It might appear that he’s slowing down somewhat and becoming a little bit of a young man (at least his budding hormones seem to indicate that) but I’ve been informed he will be very much a puppy for another year (at least.) But back to his testes. They need to go.

He hasn’t been “marking” inside as of yet - but he does spend about 30 minutes of his day of biting ankles, chasing his toys around the back yard, barking at the neighbors, eating pig ears and kibble and treats, and looking adorable - spraying every tree, shrub, bush and post in our yard. The vet told me 4-6 months, and after he graduated from Puppy School last Friday with honors (YAY JACKSON!!!!) I made the decision to go on and get it done. Friday morning I will take my almost 6 lb ball of white fluff to the vet where he will undergo surgery to remove 2 little balls. I am not sure I will be able to handle it. Jackson seems a bit oblivious to it all and hopefully he’ll stay that way and then quickly forget everything they do to him on Friday. *sigh* I’m a mess.

So anyways - I’m doing pretty good on my resolutions from yesterday. Still working on my “gift” but that should definitely be up and ready to go by the end of the evening. I logged in earlier this afternoon and was pleasantly surprised by my a lovely tongue bath, a naughty blackmail by my next door neighbor, a particularily kinky encounter with the Pastor in his office (tsk tsk!) and a few other naughty fantasies - too naughty to mention *wink*. I’m pretty free this January - classes aren’t going to be resuming until February for me - so I’ll try to set aside a few late morning/afternoons for you early risers. (!!) As a result of my taking calls this afternoon, though, I didn’t get to the gym until late - and didn’t run my errands until after that. I was 15 minutes late signing in this evening and so I kinda failed. Not totally failed - but sort of kinda failed on one of my “resolutions” I set yesterday. Hopefully though you all will forgive me and we can just count today as a successful CeCe followed through and actually did what she said she was going to do today day. How about it? Can I make a deal? ;)

Talk with you later - still have work to do!!

Filed under: niteflirt, life, puppy, holiday, Jackson

5 Comments »

Comment by Tiffy

January 3, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

“to remove 2 little balls. I am not sure I will be able to handle it.”

You mean “them” don’t you? Balls are plural last I checked but then again so are panties even if you only buy one uh … pair. ::sigh:: I wish Rolf hadn’t gone into hiding as a Nun, he could explain this anomaly. I bet if you asked the vet would let you handle them! You paid for them after all!

Quick question: Once this castration is performed will Jackson be saddled with a faggy high pitched bark for the rest of his life? You should think about that!!!

- The committee for saving Jackson’s testes

Comment by Joe

January 3, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

Poor Jack-O :(

Guess he’ll be the ball-less wonder after Friday.

Actually you are being a responsible parent. Too many little puppies and kitties wind up in the shelters and meet an unfortunate end, because “animal lovers” don’t take responsibility for their own little ones.

I applaud your resolve, it is the right thing to do. I’ll say a prayer that everything goes well. I’ll even throw one in to help you deal with it.

Hope you really enjoy your school break. Maybe we’ll even get to play.
Hugs
me

Comment by Jackson

January 4, 2008 @ 10:35 am

Well first let me thank Joe for being such a BIG HELP ::glares at Joe::

I’ve made peace with my balls, Tiffy came over last night and we partied. I tossed up a story on my blog about it.

And here’s to you, my pretty marbles
Jackson loves you more than you will know
God bless you please, my pretty marbles
Heaven holds a place for those who are spayed
Hey, Hey, Hey

::To the tune of ‘Mrs. Robinson’ for the tone deaf::

Comment by Joe

January 4, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

So how did Jack-O do with the surgery and recovery? I’m expecting good news.

And how did mom handle it? CeCe hope you were able to handle it. I expect you came through with flying colors.

And in no time, both of you will have forgotten all about it.
Joe

Comment by Jackson

January 5, 2008 @ 11:30 am

“And in no time, both of you will have forgotten all about it”

::stunned silence:: You’re kidding me right?

The next time you’re pleasuring yourself by licking your balls think on the fact that you might JUST MIGHT notice if they’re there or not!!!

- Miffed Jackson

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