Comment by Tiffy

February 26, 2008 @ 5:22 am

Oh my heavens! First that very naughty letter got your poor Tiffy all worked up and then the earth shattering news GIRLS LIKE PORN! Are you sure about that? I mean when girlfriends have busted my little porno collection in the past it’s been some big drama down the lines of, “Oh I see! You love whacking off more than you love me!” blah blah blah or this condescending look in their eyes that feels like I’m hearing in this ivy league voice emanating from them, “*I* don’t require such deviant material to achieve orgasm.” WELL BULLY FOR YOU BLAIR!!!

::sigh:: I simply must settle down and not relive my tortured past in CeCe’s blog.

Anyway I posit that in this case as in every case that matters I find you Celina more the exception(al) than the rule. Then again maybe I’ve been hanging out in the wrong circles.

Now I’ve got stewing in my noggin a jonesing CeCe hanging out in front of the local porn shop too embarrassed to go in approaching Tiffy, “Hey mister, I’ll do ANYTHING for a copy of Bend Over Babes #38″

- Gosh CeCe you sure are too much fun! Great podcast!

Tiffy

Comment by CeCe

February 26, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

Hi Tiffy.

LOL@you getting worked up about the letter. I don’t do it often - but every now and then I like to remind my callers that I am indeed a very sexy little girl. This podcast may be a bit over the top - but I think I leave enough to the imagination. You didn’t cum right? I kept you on the edge, right? LOL!

Now in regards to girls and porn. This is my take on it. I think that girls are kinda jealous for the most part - and it hurts a girl’s feelings if you are paying more attention to your little penthouse under your mattress than you are to your little wifey or girlfriend. So this is what you need to do - put on a naughty porn when your girl is all hot and “huffy” - and act out the scenes with her. LOL! Seriously. If you involve your partner in the porn then she doesn’t feel so bad about the times when you need to take your magazine to the bathroom and do your business. I once had sex with a guy while watching a porno and it was pretty dang hot.

I am sure that there are a few girls that don’t like porn, Tiffers. I don’t mean to say that ALL girls love porn - but more girls love porn than girls who DO NOT like porn. Some girls just feel the need to consistently hide behind their little “good girl” shield - and need a bit of encouragement coming out of their shell. So … for those girls who need a little bit of assistance I give you my porn plan 2008 (PP8 for short):

Rent a movie like 9 and 1/2 weeks. Watch your partner closely. Does she blush - look uncomfortable but continue to watch? Does she get up and leave the room? Does she close her eyes - but you clearly see her peaking? Does she slap you and tell you what a perv you are? If she blushes and squirms but does not leave the room - you have a chance. If she closes her eyes but does not leave the room - she’s curious. If she slaps you - don’t ever do anything like that again! LOL. If she gets up and leaves the room - well - you should follow her…she may be horny and wanting to fuck. LOL!

The next step is to rent yet another steamy movie. I would consider any movie with Mickey Rourke in it (lol!). Sit really close to her while watching the movie - and if you have children - I would consider hiring a babysitter. Things like this could scar a child for life. LOL!

I would take a little weekend and go to a motel/hotel. Sometimes being raunchy at home is difficult - but being horny and silly and watching porn is easier in a hotel. I’ve had a few hot and steamy encounters in a hotel. It’s almost like you’re a different person - and watching porn at a hotel is a lot different than sitting at home on the couch with a picture of your parents on the fireplace staring disapprovingly at you while you watch Debbie doing Dallas.

Go slow - and I’m serious - you will find that most women really DO love porn. We’re just ‘bred’ to dislike it normally and feel like we’re whores if we admit that a hard core drilling turns us on a bit.

Let me know how this works for you!

CeCe

P.S. Thanks for tuning in and listening to my podcast Tiffy! I’m glad it had its desired effect. *wink*

Comment by Tiffy

February 26, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

“I don’t do it often - but every now and then I like to remind my callers that I am indeed a very sexy little girl.”

Well you don’t need to remind THIS little caller! And no I didn’t cum, it’s so much better with you on the line

“Thanks for tuning in and listening to my podcast Tiffy!”

I LOVE your podcasts! PLEASE keep doing them! I’ll try your ‘go slow’ technique but honestly I’ve got one person in mind who’s buttons I want to push, I took a shot at her today, I know I had fun, pretty sure she did toooo *wink* Gonna keep working on her for a long time methinks. I’ll never figure her out, don’t wanna, but I may get the right combo in to leave her head spinning - I believe I’ve done that once or twice. Bang on CeCe, you are a wonder to watch!

Tiffy

Comment by karlinlondon

February 27, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

Mickey Rourke? OMG CeCe

Comment by CeCe

February 27, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

Tiffy -
No worries. I will continue making my podcasts for the 2 of you that listen! lol. kidding. I know there are more who do - they just aren’t admitting it quite yet!

Karl -
What do you mean? lol. Yes Mickey Rourke. That guy was a little bit of a horn dog back in the day I found out. That orchid movie - and then that movie with Lisa whats her name from the cosby show? He HAD to of been getting hard in those scenes. Where is he now - does anyone know?!?

CeCe

Comment by Tiffy

February 28, 2008 @ 5:49 am

“Where is he now - does anyone know?!? ”

Mickey Rourke? He’s that dude whacking off in the bushes outside your window. Nooooo BEHIND Rolf, not that one, that’s KarlInLondon, noooo that’s SBJ the other one next to the dudes who wont ever post a comment! YEAH! THAT ONE! Oh lookie he’s waving with his free hand! He said he’d give you an autograph for five free minutes. Seriously!

What am I doing in the house?

With a pair of your undies in my hand?

::rushed:: I had to potty because Jackson said if I ever peed on his HIS fence again he was gonna give me such a nip! And I found these in the hallway and was just putting them back … ::Sound of door slamming on Tiffers’ back::

::Sullenly:: Scoot over Rolf.