Comment by Tiffy

April 15, 2008 @ 7:14 am

So let me get this straight because it’s important. If I can get my sperm sweet enough, consistent enough, and squirt it far enough you and your college gal pal will suck me off until I just can’t help it and I pump my goo down your throat filling your belly with the love that is Tiffy. Well that sounds romantic.

::Tiffers picks up the gauntlet CeCe tossed on the floor, lights some candles, puts on John Coltrane::

Now that we’ve defined the prize let’s check out that Spunk Smoothie Recipe. Put a bunch of fruit in a blender – check. Egg whites and Rocky music – check. Cinnamon and nutmeg … nutmeg? Nutmeg’s gay CeCe, and I mean flaming not mildly gay like basil. Everyone knows that! ::doesn’t add gay nutmeg – adds some ice and grinds it up – chugs it down::

Owwww OWWWWW Ice cream headache!

OK, now I whack off right? I mean I would hate for you and your girl buddy to have to taste this like lab rats. I’ll check it out – though I’ve never tasted it before. ::shrug::

I’ll set the mood for self love. Let me pull up my favorite CeCe pic here – it’s the one on your page where you’re shushing me with that red pillow covering your naughty bits. You shush me a lot you know? ‘HUSH UP Tiffy!’ I don’t know why you keep doing that. Well let’s churn the butter as they say …

WHACKA WHACKA WHACKA

OH! OH! OH MY GOODNESS!

::Tiffy briefly ponders a future pornographic masterpiece, A Fistful of Cum::

So now I um just drink it down huh? Just toss it on back. Okey dokey, down the hatch.

YEEECCCHHHHHH That’s not sweet at ALL CeCe! Liar liar panties on fire! Wait a minute, do I detect a hint of NUTMEG?!

OMG! Oh my God!!! I’m gay and I just ate my own splooge so I’m a cannibal to boot! CeCe you turned me into a panty wearing gay cannibal… HOW COULD YOU???!!!

::grabs a jug of Holy Water from a passing nun::

Give me that – glug, glug, glug

Ohhhhh GAWD CeCe it burns, it burns so bad. I’m damned! I’m a damned, panty wearing, gay cannibal!!! Wait a second… VODKA?! ROLF?!

Yeah I’m talking to you Rolf! Get your nun outfitted ass out here in this blog and take five minutes out of your oh-so-busy schedule and comment darn it!

That’s right Rolf, uh huh! Tiffy the damned, panty wearing, gay cannibal is calling you out!

What a GREAT podcast CeCe!!! LMAOOOOOO

Comment by JP

August 23, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

omg I cant remember when I laughed so hard. Tears streaming down my face. Makes it hard to read.

Comment by CeCe

August 24, 2008 @ 2:20 am

Hard to read Tiffy’s words, right? Because the podcast you only had to listen to, right? *wink* Thanks for your comments – glad you had a good time with the topic, JP.

xox,
CeCe