Um … am I in trouble? ::looks worried::

“Jack and his Zebra Girlfriend (?)”

I can’t wait to read this! Oh and there’s no question the Zebra is Jack’s girlfriend, unless, having been in Jack’s captivity for so long she’s developed a severe case of “Stockholm Syndrome”

I find the thought of you sitting on your laptop erotic as all get out and it might explain the missing posts more than uppity pinkies, but then I’m a bit of an odd duck. What I find REALLY erotic is the thought of you sitting across from me at some fancy restaurant idly playing footsies under the table with the teasing possibility that we might head off so that you can sit on um other things if you want to

As for the BenGay, well CeCe I know you’re training for the Olympics and completely overtaxed yourself yesterday so your muscles got all painful and stiff - poor baby. BUT when I pointed out MY painful stiff muscle, you told me to rub BenGay all over it and it would take care of it. So I am ::sticks out tongue:: and when I’m done ‘coating’ it like you told me to I’ll toss you what’s left of the tube. There - all done!

um … CeCe, is it suppose to burn like this? OOOWWWWWWWW!