Comments on: knock knock…who’s there? http://ytwd.net/diary/2008/09/29/knock-knockwhos-there/ Thu, 08 Sep 2011 21:12:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: CeCe http://ytwd.net/diary/2008/09/29/knock-knockwhos-there/comment-page-1/#comment-35343 CeCe Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:50:11 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2008/09/29/knock-knockwhos-there/#comment-35343 Tiffy, Thanks for making me laugh. I still laugh reading this. Specially the name Leonard. Makes me think of Leonard Nimoy. Is he still alive? Do people still think he's Dr. Spock? Was he? I'm confused. Anyway - I'm not going to fuck that English Dude. Tomorrow I have another 3 hours with him. God help me. I also completely tore apart my composition paper - and I get what he was trying to tell me. He wanted me to go "deeper". Kinda like what I say to you when we're having phone sex, Tiffy. <i>Deeper, Tiffy, Deeper... yes. How does it feel? Too CLICHE'! Tell me in exquisite detail, bitch! That's right... yeah... put a comma after that one. Oh yeah that's PERFECT!</i> You're always "here" for me, Tiffy...and as a result I'm THERE for you. I'm Jennifer Anniston, and you are Lisa Kudrow singing deep songs about smelly cats and stuff like that. Or maybe you're Courtney Cox and I'm Chandler? Or the two lesbian couples that had the baby with the help of Ross' semen? Or... <i>CeCe</i> Tiffy,
Thanks for making me laugh. I still laugh reading this. Specially the name Leonard. Makes me think of Leonard Nimoy. Is he still alive? Do people still think he’s Dr. Spock? Was he? I’m confused.

Anyway – I’m not going to fuck that English Dude. Tomorrow I have another 3 hours with him. God help me. I also completely tore apart my composition paper – and I get what he was trying to tell me. He wanted me to go “deeper”. Kinda like what I say to you when we’re having phone sex, Tiffy. Deeper, Tiffy, Deeper… yes. How does it feel? Too CLICHE’! Tell me in exquisite detail, bitch! That’s right… yeah… put a comma after that one. Oh yeah that’s PERFECT!

You’re always “here” for me, Tiffy…and as a result I’m THERE for you. I’m Jennifer Anniston, and you are Lisa Kudrow singing deep songs about smelly cats and stuff like that. Or maybe you’re Courtney Cox and I’m Chandler? Or the two lesbian couples that had the baby with the help of Ross’ semen?

Or…

CeCe

]]> By: Tiffy http://ytwd.net/diary/2008/09/29/knock-knockwhos-there/comment-page-1/#comment-35277 Tiffy Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:49:40 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2008/09/29/knock-knockwhos-there/#comment-35277 Well if you gave a flying fuck about what time it was in Prague, Tiffy might not have spent the last three days consulting tea leaves and psychics wondering what was so offensive about my little comment - HUH! So are you going to fuck Leonard (my made up name for your English prof) or not? Personally I think you should. You should tell him in exquisite detail, after much considered analysis, exactly how wet and quivery you become knowing he's not going to be 'there' for you and that you don't want to be 'there' for him either. Then offer to meet him in Prague (where its legal not to be 'there') at say 3PM for some serious fucking sex... Not sure what irony quotient to assign to your being 'here' for the wanty/needy while gazing at your "I'm not here right now" IM message. At least you're Available on NF - always a good thing! Nice ranty post - just what I needed - thanks! Tiff Well if you gave a flying fuck about what time it was in Prague, Tiffy might not have spent the last three days consulting tea leaves and psychics wondering what was so offensive about my little comment – HUH!

So are you going to fuck Leonard (my made up name for your English prof) or not? Personally I think you should. You should tell him in exquisite detail, after much considered analysis, exactly how wet and quivery you become knowing he’s not going to be ‘there’ for you and that you don’t want to be ‘there’ for him either. Then offer to meet him in Prague (where its legal not to be ‘there’) at say 3PM for some serious fucking sex…

Not sure what irony quotient to assign to your being ‘here’ for the wanty/needy while gazing at your “I’m not here right now” IM message. At least you’re Available on NF – always a good thing!

Nice ranty post – just what I needed – thanks!

Tiff

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