Comments on: If I Could Talk To The Animals http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/ Fri, 18 May 2012 20:46:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: karlinlondon http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/comment-page-1/#comment-42217 karlinlondon Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:50:16 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/#comment-42217 Tiffy, old man, i didn't return your calls because I an NOT in London ... (also my name is not karl, but that's a different story) good to see you saw a cricket match though, i'll guess it was the test match against South Africa last year? Isn't it good to see the West Indies doing well again? England all out for 51. Ha Ha. See CeCe? Tiffy and i can get along just fine. Really. More tea, anyone? Tiffy, old man, i didn’t return your calls because I an NOT in London …

(also my name is not karl, but that’s a different story)

good to see you saw a cricket match though, i’ll guess it was the test match against South Africa last year? Isn’t it good to see the West Indies doing well again? England all out for 51. Ha Ha.

See CeCe? Tiffy and i can get along just fine. Really.

More tea, anyone?

]]> By: CeCe http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/comment-page-1/#comment-42211 CeCe Sun, 08 Feb 2009 15:20:19 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/#comment-42211 Tiffy, If ever there was a dial in remote thingee for the hitachi, I have no doubt you'd be the death of me: turning it on while in philosophy class (oh god! oh dear GOD. ooooooharistotleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!), spin class, and probably programming "feel good, inc" as background music as you turn the hitachi to high. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, you know, certain people are, of course, not included in that theory. <i>CeCe</i> Tiffy,
If ever there was a dial in remote thingee for the hitachi, I have no doubt you’d be the death of me: turning it on while in philosophy class (oh god! oh dear GOD. ooooooharistotleeeeeeeeeeee!!!!), spin class, and probably programming “feel good, inc” as background music as you turn the hitachi to high. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, you know, certain people are, of course, not included in that theory.
CeCe

]]> By: Tiffy http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/comment-page-1/#comment-42148 Tiffy Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:05:17 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/#comment-42148 "I do worry what a new CeCe fan is going to make of this." Do you REALLY?! ::Tiffy looks doubtful a Karl's phone-sex philanthropy:: Pretty darned funny follow-up paragraph though :-) When I was in London awhile back (you never returned my calls Karl, WHY?! and don't use that old excuse, "I didn't know you Tiffy!") I watched a cricket match on TV from June 23rd to August 4th. A short game I was told with a score of something like 244 to 187. I was mystified in the same manner I figure most foreigners would be by baseball ("What the holy hell is a balk??!!"). I never figured cricket out but I was entertained. One of the announcers used that phrase and it stuck in my head. Interesting game. Jealous? Envy is a nearer truth on the interesting accents that get CeCe worked up I don't even blip. I try and find other means :-) "I feel a certain change occurring and I’m not so sure I like it… " Oh SORRY! That would be the Hitachi. Should I dial it back up? How's that? Wow, yours goes to eleven! “I do worry what a new CeCe fan is going to make of this.”

Do you REALLY?! ::Tiffy looks doubtful a Karl’s phone-sex philanthropy:: Pretty darned funny follow-up paragraph though :-)

When I was in London awhile back (you never returned my calls Karl, WHY?! and don’t use that old excuse, “I didn’t know you Tiffy!”) I watched a cricket match on TV from June 23rd to August 4th. A short game I was told with a score of something like 244 to 187. I was mystified in the same manner I figure most foreigners would be by baseball (“What the holy hell is a balk??!!”). I never figured cricket out but I was entertained. One of the announcers used that phrase and it stuck in my head. Interesting game.

Jealous? Envy is a nearer truth on the interesting accents that get CeCe worked up I don’t even blip. I try and find other means :-)

“I feel a certain change occurring and I’m not so sure I like it… ”

Oh SORRY! That would be the Hitachi. Should I dial it back up? How’s that? Wow, yours goes to eleven!

]]> By: CeCe http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/comment-page-1/#comment-42020 CeCe Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:59:37 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/#comment-42020 Laughing my ass off at the both of you! Things were so quiet when you were just co-existing quietly right next to each other. I feel a certain change occurring and I'm not so sure I like it... <i>CeCe</i> Laughing my ass off at the both of you! Things were so quiet when you were just co-existing quietly right next to each other. I feel a certain change occurring and I’m not so sure I like it…

CeCe

]]> By: karlinlondon http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/comment-page-1/#comment-42007 karlinlondon Fri, 06 Feb 2009 05:24:57 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/#comment-42007 ahhhh CeCe my kangaphobic angel. I do worry what a new CeCe fan is going to make of this. Thinking to himself 'I called this really hot chick, she seemed so real, like she REALLY was as young and hot as she said she was ... and my GOD was she kinky! I still can't believe what we ended up doing ... i know ... i'll check out her blog, see what she's like ... Oh ... She talks to her callers about animals? GROSS. Is that even allowed? ... Oh not in th at way ... like flipper and lassie? What psycho GETS OFF on that? IAnd there are links to performing kangaroos now? And he's in London but confused? Who IS this freaky girl and why is she talking about this loser? Jeez if i wanted to talk about old TV programs i'd call my uncle ...' You see what I mean? Still, i guess it sorts out the wheat from the chaff. Now, Tiff, don't be jealous. There is more than enough CeCe for us all, as you well know. Though that was a smart cricket reference. You get a bonus for that. Did you google 'weird english things to say'? And CeCe, we can continue your desensitisation program whenever you're ready. I've been humming the skippy theme tune since we spoke. once more with feeling 2, 3, 4 ... ahhhh CeCe my kangaphobic angel.

I do worry what a new CeCe fan is going to make of this. Thinking to himself ‘I called this really hot chick, she seemed so real, like she REALLY was as young and hot as she said she was … and my GOD was she kinky! I still can’t believe what we ended up doing … i know … i’ll check out her blog, see what she’s like … Oh … She talks to her callers about animals? GROSS. Is that even allowed? … Oh not in th at way … like flipper and lassie? What psycho GETS OFF on that? IAnd there are links to performing kangaroos now? And he’s in London but confused? Who IS this freaky girl and why is she talking about this loser? Jeez if i wanted to talk about old TV programs i’d call my uncle …’

You see what I mean? Still, i guess it sorts out the wheat from the chaff.

Now, Tiff, don’t be jealous. There is more than enough CeCe for us all, as you well know. Though that was a smart cricket reference. You get a bonus for that. Did you google ‘weird english things to say’?

And CeCe, we can continue your desensitisation program whenever you’re ready. I’ve been humming the skippy theme tune since we spoke. once more with feeling 2, 3, 4 …

]]> By: Tiffy http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/comment-page-1/#comment-41958 Tiffy Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:50:17 +0000 http://ytwd.net/diary/2009/02/05/if-i-could-talk-to-the-animals/#comment-41958 So, OK, we've gone from belligerent dogs going through their terrible twos, location confused friends (is this a new fetish Tiffy should explore? Some sort of perversion-code I'm unaware of?) to terribly bright (suspiciously so, I might add) safe cracking kangaroos to some sort of group hug with counselors and the legendary 'Tee' First of all KarlInBirmingham is a WHOLE LOT less likely to get laid then KarlInLondon. Chicks dig London. Birmingham? Not so much, especially if it's KarlInAlabama. And since he gets to bring out that sexy foreign accent Tiffy stands a wee bit disadvantaged since all I have is a muted southern drawl, thank God I have an enormous cock, so useful in phone sex! Your calls with KarlInLondon probably go like this: KarlInLondon: He would be wise to hold it across the seam for an over or so... more crumpets my darling? CeCe: Pardon? I was cumming my brains out, would you mind saying 'hold it across the seam' again? ::sigh:: Skippy pass the mescaline. So, OK, we’ve gone from belligerent dogs going through their terrible twos, location confused friends (is this a new fetish Tiffy should explore? Some sort of perversion-code I’m unaware of?) to terribly bright (suspiciously so, I might add) safe cracking kangaroos to some sort of group hug with counselors and the legendary ‘Tee’

First of all KarlInBirmingham is a WHOLE LOT less likely to get laid then KarlInLondon. Chicks dig London. Birmingham? Not so much, especially if it’s KarlInAlabama. And since he gets to bring out that sexy foreign accent Tiffy stands a wee bit disadvantaged since all I have is a muted southern drawl, thank God I have an enormous cock, so useful in phone sex! Your calls with KarlInLondon probably go like this:

KarlInLondon: He would be wise to hold it across the seam for an over or so… more crumpets my darling?

CeCe: Pardon? I was cumming my brains out, would you mind saying ‘hold it across the seam’ again?

::sigh::

Skippy pass the mescaline.

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