Tuesday, March 10, 2009 @ 12:02 am

Elton is the only man who understands…

Just kidding. LOL. But seriously – that man really knows the heart of a woman. I love Elton right now. Matter of fact, I’m going to put every single one of his albums on my wish list in hopes that some of my straight, masculine, macho clients will buy them for me. I made KIL listen to 4 Elton songs – and he has been changed for the better. We sang Don’t Go Breakin My Heart and it was fabulous. I was Elton, KIL was Kiki. He is now at the club down the street having a cosmopolitan. Anyway – a quick mention to everyone tonight for you know what – tomorrow I will be back on line and ready to rumble (or roll in the hay). Thank you Kylie, Tiffy, David, Dan, KIL, Tee, and my dear Doc Benway. Thank you all very much for cheering me on and loving Jack. ;)

P. S. Just so I won’t forget: A girl in my Math Class called me a “stupid bitch” today – and I was instantly thankful to my trainer. She could have called me a “fat” bitch – or a “stupid blonde bitch” – but she just went with the “dumb bitch” as she ran through the door of the classroom… which tells me that not only is she the stupid bitch ( I have the highest grade in the class – the Professor told me as we chatted in his office while he ran his hands up and down my toned, thin, calves) but she’s way out of shape if she had to run through the door so I wouldn’t catch her stupid bitch ass and beat her with all the anger and resentment and heartache I’m holding inside. LOL! Wow… I kinda just told the story, didn’t I? Oh well, remind me about it because the whole story IS rather funny if I do say so myself.

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Comment by karlinlondon

March 10, 2009 @ 12:07 am

sometimes CeCe needs indulging. let’s face it, she indulges each of us each time we call, so a little payback action is called for.

get your tickets soon for my one night in Las Vegas. Cosmos on me

Comment by karlinlondon

March 10, 2009 @ 3:13 pm

and i’ll put http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OX2WErOvD4

on the table now, to get it in before someone else does *sideways look at tiffy*

Comment by Tiffy

March 10, 2009 @ 3:47 pm

“in hopes that some of my straight, masculine, macho clients will buy them for me”

::sigh:: Well this girly man is out – looks at KIL – maybe you’ll get a discount in London huh? Elton has an extensive backlog, CeCe will demand the entire collection – luck

“Professor told me as we chatted in his office while he ran his hands up and down my toned, thin, calves … I kinda just told the story, didn’t I?”

Not exactly, methinks you might have left out some parts. Pray, do tell!

Comment by karlinlondon

March 10, 2009 @ 5:45 pm

what makes you think i’m in London?

Comment by Tiffy

March 11, 2009 @ 5:03 am

“what makes you think i’m in London?”

OH! Apologies Karlin! I loved your grandfather’s book Call of the Wild.

Or maybe I’m waaaaay off base here and your pet name for CeCe is ‘London’ (?)

Which is it?

Comment by CeCe

March 11, 2009 @ 8:47 am

Watching Elton and Ms. Piggy singing our song, Karl, was THE moment I’ve been dreaming of. LOL. Thanks for that.
Tiffy – Karl is locationally confused. He’s all over the globe, quite worldly, and rumor has it, likes icecream with hardened chocolate on the top. Apparently his people invented it.
But while you two go back and forth – I thought I’d jump in quickly to announce that a caller of mine secretly went in when no one was looking, grabbed the entire collection of Elton’s CD’s and is in the process of sending them straight to me. Dr. David – shit, can’t be that name…. need to rename you DDB (too close to the one who will not be named again in this blog) has made my Elton John collection a reality – and has given me something to do for the next few months (learn every single song and proceed to sing for you during a ELTON IS MY BOYFRIEND segment of my podcast). Thank you much.
And thank you Tiffy and Karl. Honestly – the two of you are two of the best friends a girl like me could ever have. (Why is send in the clowns going thru my head right now??) I heart both of you to the upteenth power squared.
xox,
CeCe

Comment by karlinlondon

March 11, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

does this mean you’ll want to sing it again? And this time i have to be Miss Piggy not Kiki?

I never thought phone sex would end up like this.

Comment by Doc Benway

March 13, 2009 @ 11:22 pm

Hello boys and girls. I just happened to know a guy who knew another guy who bribed a woman to let me convert all of her Elton cd’s to MP3s. I sent them to CeCe with appropriate tags and artwork. If she has an iPod she now has 45 or 46 Elton cds. Benwway out.

Comment by Doc Benway

March 13, 2009 @ 11:24 pm

Some men talk. Some men act. Some men do. I did.

Comment by CeCe

March 14, 2009 @ 9:30 am

46….and they sure look beautiful. I could listen to Elton John all day for 2 full days with the amount of Elton music I now have. I thought I knew a lot of his songs… but…. wow. :)
Thanks Doc Benway. BTW – are you going to be around later. There’s a fantasy we have to do, yes? (have, need, want…)
CeCe

Comment by CeCe

March 14, 2009 @ 9:36 am

Benway – meet Karl – and Tiffy. They get a long well with others, and also share occasionally. Tiffy has been around the longest and enjoys wit and fiesty-ness so don’t back down. LOL. Karl is pretty subdued although he has this dry british sense of humor that can catch you off guard if you’re not careful. Nice to see you commented and I’m sure you’ll get a warm, polite welcome from the others in due time (sends warning look to ‘others’). Once again – thank you. and welcome. Glad you could and did. ;)

CeCe

Comment by TIffy

March 14, 2009 @ 1:19 pm

Hey there Doc Benway

I’m certain my pals at the RIAA will be really interested in meeting the guy who knew a guy who knew a girl, you mind walking the walk over to their offices?

Anyway for a DUDE who talks and walks like a man you sure do have a mess-o-Elton.

Tell me TRUE Doc are you a MAN or are you CONFLICTED?

::bats eyes::

Comment by Doc Benway

March 14, 2009 @ 4:10 pm

Conflicted? No. A tiny bit perverted? Certainly. The vanilla life is not for me, but I draw the line at dating outside my species. Enough with the eye batting. As you recall from reading your Burroughs, Benway – though a thorough junkie, was still a man to be reckoned with. But hey, that’s not why we’re here – we’re here because we adore the Princess CeCe, not to get into a big dick contest.

CeCe my sweet, great talking to you again. Thanks for sharing.

Benway out.

Comment by Tiffy

March 14, 2009 @ 6:39 pm

Big dick contest? I’m the biggest DICK you could ever meet and I’m not talking penis size here buddy! Just ask CeCe! She’ll fill ya in :-)

Comment by CeCe

March 14, 2009 @ 6:46 pm

He’s not a dick at all, Doc – big or small. Tiffy misses Glenn. They use to have these secret discussions all the time – filled with these references that went way over my head. I think that you (Doc) and Karl will be able to fill in for Glenn (Rolf) with no problems. And while it may sound insulting to say that there needs to be two men to fill in for one Glenn – you didn’t meet Glenn. Glenn was a HUGE dick – plus he had this fascination with Rolf so I suspect he was a Nazi lover. He also left the fold after quite an orientation into the group. It left Tiffy a bit distrustful of new comers. Plus, Tiffy, like you Doc, is fiercely protective of my honor and my blog is an extension of me. He’s like the gatekeeper to the blog. He’s a knight in somewhat shiny armor. Hardly dick-like.
Sorry to interrupt. You can all continue.
CeCe

P.S. But let’s finish this round up before my next post goes up. I don’t know what I’ll write about – but it just doesn’t seem right that this post should have the most comments of everything I’ve ever written. LOL. Seriously.

Comment by karlinlondon

March 15, 2009 @ 3:49 pm

hi Doc B

Good to have you on board the CeCe love train. there’s plenty of carriages for all and OMG you should take a look at some of those sleeping carriages.

“Some men talk. Some men act. Some men do. I did.”

and some men sing

Comment by Old Doc Benway

March 15, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

‘allo Karl. If it’s London England – nice town, if it’s London Kentucky, that’s good too. Nice to meet you. This girl CeCe is something isn’t she? I’ve fallen for the charms of her feminine wiles. I play music and my singing voice has been described as ‘talking in time with the music’
I’m an ethnographer / critical theorist by trade, musician by desire, and a horndog by virtue of genetics. I think we’ll all get along fine. – Old Doc

Comment by karlinlondon

March 15, 2009 @ 6:55 pm

arrrrrgh! does no one here listen? I’m NOT in London. i don’t know where you all keep getting that idea (think of that as english irony).

CeCe is one in a million. a true diamond and my world is better for knowing her. All i can say is if you think she’s special now, from (i’m guessing, not stalking) a few weeks of calls, just wait til she knows you inside and out.

now pass the dictionary, i have to look up “critical theorist”.

Comment by CeCe

March 15, 2009 @ 7:04 pm

lol!! What is wrong with London, Karl? Do you have something against it? What did London ever do to you? Is it a love affair gone wrong? Were you and London once lovers and now have had a falling out? Was it the Queen, the rain, the blood pudding? Pray tell – what in heaven’s name went wrong? ;)

Doc Benway just came into this little party. He hardly would have spent his time reading through the volumes of you and tiffy’s comments! Now – once and for all let’s just get this settled. Karl is directionally impaired, Doc. He’s not in London – but he once WAS in london. So his name should actually read: Karloncewasinlondon. Now – Tiffy thinks that I’m London (KarlinLondon) but that is not true. It is rather confusing – but I’m sure it will all be clear in a matter of time – when Karl feels comfortable disclosing his location on a sex blog. lol.

Running to get some advil and a “hottie” now. Wish I had a fag – but I gave them up a while back. Toodles.

CeCe – The Queen

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