It has been forever. And a day. Now that we have that obvious statement out of the way…

So how has everyone been? How’s life been treating you? Got all your shopping for the holidays done? (And no, that wasn’t a plug for my wishlist – I’m sure you all know where my wishlist is located and don’t need me mentioning gifts, presents, or birthdays to manipulate you to buy me something in these hard financial times where presents are probably the last thing on your mind. I was just genuinely asking how your shopping was going…)

Couldn’t resist.

If any of you take me seriously, I’ll have to hurt you.

School is almost over, and as many of you have noticed, I have actually logged in more frequently, and have answered my calls when my phone rings! Also, as Michael and Sarah Nanette will attest to, I’ve actually answered my emails in a pretty timely manner. I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to get back in the saddle (sort of – I’m kind of riding side saddle at this point, but I’m on the fuckin’ horse at least!). All I can say in my defense is, I’m probably going to be getting all A in all 4 of my classes this semester, and I didn’t have to sleep with half as many professors!

I’m not going to make this all heavy and drippy sweet and sentimental. And I’m far too tired to be witty (the wishlist humor was all the material I had for you). But I do want you all to know that I’ve really missed you. Some of you die hards really make me smile. You’ve waited patiently for me to log in, and have forgiven me when I don’t answer on the first, second, or third attempt. I really have to say at this point I’m counting all my customers who are still with me and still call and still write and ask how I’m doing, etc. as my gifts this year (God that sounds so terribly Little House on the Prairie Pa and Laura finding the true meaning of Christmas episode, doesn’t it?! Gag!). You know what I mean though. And you also get why I’m not going to end this little note on some campaign promissory trick thingee. (And I promise – as your phone sex girl with braces – that I won’t let you down. I will suck, lick, and create stories and together, you and I….) Although not holding to promises would fit right in with that analogy/comparison now wouldn’t it? What I will say is – winter break is coming. And with it – 6 weeks of only one class (coughMATHcough). And I will have lots of frustrations to get out, and plenty of opportunities to bribe professors for a passing grade. Translation: I’ll be logged on much more frequently, lovelies!

Not sure if I’ll write again until after finals (2 weeks and counting…). Not that you’ve expected me to write in this except for 3 times a year (mainly opportunities to mention my wishlist), but I do have it on my list of things I need to do more of in 2012, so don’t abandon all hope. Not going to do anything to that outdated schedule page until after finals, either. Sorry if any of you are still looking at that page for guidance. Best bet is to check my twitter updates:
Follow @celinawetdreams
I make attempts to let you know when I’m logged in and when I’ll be logged in. And when I’m sleeping. When I’m eating. When I’m going for a walk. When I’m attempting to lay off carbs. When I’ve broken up with yet another boyfriend. When I’m looking for yet another boyfriend. When I’ve eaten too many peanut butter cups, peach candies, or popcorn, etc. If you see I’m available – give it a chance and call me up to say hi or groan, or demand things from me or whatever. lol. If I’m on it’s more than likely because I need a bit of relief or break or diversion so don’t think you’re bothering me. If I’m on by accident I just won’t answer. You should all know that by now, although I’m trying to be more “on” when I’m ready to take calls…

Think that’s enough of a “short” update for now. Hope you all had a fulfilling Turkey day and that the rest of your Holidays are bright and festive! Meet me under the tree? You’ll be glad you did!