Wednesday, February 11, 2009 @ 12:29 am
Patience, Persistence, Perspiration4

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I need to just go up to my loft, fall into bed, and force myself to get a few hours of sleep. But I have so many things to do tomorrow that I can’t quite settle my mind down long enough to feign sleep. And then what happens if tomorrow is that one day my body decides to sleep in? Here is what I need to do and what I will ask my callers to reward me for tomorrow if I succeed (I’ll be in desperate need of some heavy duty sex of the nastiest kind. It’s not every day I want it nasty so take advantage and wish me luck in my endeavors…):
And there you have it. :) I’ll also need to eat a few more meals sometime, too, but … I haven’t gotten all that worked out yet. It’s gonna be a busy week for me until I get a schedule down. Online classes spoiled me because I didn’t have to travel to classes and worry about specific times (sigh) but … those days are over, my friends.
I’m going to go to bed now. Sorry for the not so sexy post. How about a picture…
will that make it up to you?
Vday is coming up, too. I have NOT forgotten. School or no school, some things just can’t be missed/compromised.
I’ll give an update to this post tomorrow evening some time.

HELEN: We adore Elaine.
JERRY: She wants to say hi, she’s with her new boyfriend.
HELEN: What’s he like?
JERRY: He’s nice, bit of a close talker.
HELEN: A what?
JERRY: You’ll see.
Tomorrow marks my 4th spin class. I know that I will feel differently about it when I sit on the saddle (again) but right now I would really prefer to sleep in. I’m tired. Spin class is tomorrow at 9:15AM and then I’ll come home and attempt to do some studying for my Health Exam. Then I will probably do some laundry and I’ll have to play with Jack because he’s exhibiting signs of insanity from lack of playtimewithMama. I know - who can blame him!? Then back to the gym for my session with the nazi trainer - think we’ll be working on legs tomorrow. Oh damn. Spin class AND legs? Ok - so after I crawl to my car and use my hands to steer and operate the pedals I will do my examination and probably around that time I’ll remember the other millions of things I needed to do but forgot. I should write a list.
I really have to tell everyone in the universe (left over endorphins from earlier this afternoon talking…) I absolutely LOVE spin class. I love everything about it. It is just enough pain to make life worthwhile. It is just insane enough to be challenging. It is just hard enough to keep my attention for an hour. It is just extreme enough to give you a work out that you feel for the whole entire day and even though you’re exhausted as (can I say it?) FUCK - you still want to go back the next day and conquer the ‘hills’ again. So I’m basically hooked. But I get hooked to things easily. I am a walking addiction waiting to be attached to anything that has enough of a rush to hold my attention. Luckily alcohol never really appealed to me after the first few episodes of binge drinking in basements of girlfriends while parents were away (liquor cabinets are never a good idea, folks). P.S. The consequence to an addiction can’t be too horrible. But I digress. Horribly.
Spin class. Ok - so my very first class I took I was hooked. I walked in with cushion in hand (those bike seats are no fuckin’ joke!), gallon of water and a beach towel to soak up my sweat and had no idea what I was in for. The first 30 minutes I was like - whoa. I can do this. My goal was simply to keep it moving. If I couldn’t stand up one more time (to do the simulated hills during the spin class - high high tension and get up and act like you’re climbing a hill and pray for a truck to come along and either hit you so you’ll die, or pull over and offer you a ride) at least I would just keep it moving. Sit my ass in the saddle and peddle hard in time with the instructor. And I did. I got up when I got up and I sat down when my thighs were cussing me out.
Half way into the class this guy comes in and starts the class right next to me. Great, I thought to myself, now I can’t make those noises I was making! He smiles hello and I smile back trying not to wink as sweat pours into my left eye. For the rest of the class I inwardly grunted and panted my way through - now even more determined to make it through the class because even though I was not interested in this guy - I am not one to be a pussy. I’m competitive and no guy is going to see me fail and act like a wuss. Comes from having 3 older brothers who torture you every day of your existence and where "mercy" isn’t even acknowledged as a word. So we finish - and I’m mopping up the sweat from my body, the floor, the bike, and the bike seat (oooh! that reminds me of this guy I spoke to the other day that admitted to sniffing a bike seat after a hot girl got off of it at the gym. OMG… like how hilarious and kinky and sweet is that? lol!) trying to regain feeling in my legs. Anyway - I leave the gym and I’m really trying hard to walk at this point. But I feel good. Really good. And I go around the corner to the parking lot and there the guy is talking to a friend of his I presume. So I say hi and keep walking and he talks really low so I stop and ask "huh?" He says something again and I still can’t hear a word he is saying so I start to walk towards him. He starts walking and closes the gap. And keeps on walking. He’s now "this" far away from me and he repeats what he said. But I don’t hear it. Because this guy is breathing the air I’m expelling from my mouth - directly. I mean he’s that close to me. I finally realize he’s talking to me about the class and I back up trying to make it seem like it’s …normal. He kind of leans forward because apparently in his family you speak directly into people’s mouths when you carry on conversations. I nod my head to something he said, say goodbye to Mr. Close Talker and his friend (who is probably thanking me for rescuing him from Mr InYourFace) and go on my way.
I know when guys are trying to "hit" on me. I know when people are trying to get close to me, too, and use cute little excuses to get closer. But I also know people who are just clueless when it comes to personal space. This guy was not trying to pick me up. He just had no clue about personal space. If I see him tomorrow I may need to give him a quick study on it. ;)
Have a great Monday everyone! I will be logged in through out the day. Look for me for a few hours around Noon, and then again during the early evening. As always, if you need to make an appointment go ahead and schedule something (morning, noon, or night) and I’ll see what I can do to accommodate you. If I don’t get the chance to blog about this later — thanks to all who made this a great and busy weekend. It was fun meeting new callers and it’s always fun to reconnect with some of my favorite older clients too (I mean older like know you long time older not Geriatric old!). Talk with you soon!

The beginning of this post might read like a scene from some criminal trial. Where were you on the nights of_______? What can you tell us about the nights of _____ and _____ and ______ of January, Miss CeCe? What you mean you don’t recall? You don’t recall or you don’t wish to disclose the events of the evening of the …well, you know where this is all leading. I do not have a clue where the time went which is typical CeCe. I can tell you that a few evenings ago I was captured by my television set and could not tear myself away from the pomp and circumstance except to pee, work out, and eat — probably in that exact order. I can tell you that when at last I removed myself from the tube o death and brain freeze, I realized that I had not logged in for more than 72 hours and had not spoken/twittered/emailed friends and loved ones (waves to Tiffy) in like forever. Before that I have no idea what the hell I was doing. And now it’s the season of "parental visitation" and you may only see me one more time before Easter. I’m setting your sights low so as to ward off any extreme disappointments.
I can also tell you that I decided, while apparently impaired on some illicit and highly addictive drug, to sign up for an online class and a half. The half is a class I signed up for to assist me in succeeding in my online class, and the other 1 online class is Health. And yes, I’m learning about drugs currently. Illicit ones. And Tobacco (why didn’t anyone tell me how horrible that shit is for you? I’ll thank you in 30 years when the risk of me developing lung cancer returns to ‘normal’. Shesh! Ever heard of TOUGH LOVE, readers?!). I learned about penis’ and vaginas last week and was quite taken aback by a rather large ink drawing of a vulva. I had no idea. (makes a mental note to bring hand mirror to bed with her this evening). Pretty damn interesting. And I’m a bit more familiar with testes and prostrates, too. I’d be happy to explain and demonstrate with any of my callers. All fun aside - this class is truly kicking my ass worse than my nazi trainer at my gym. Every other day I have to have a chapter read, a quiz taken, and a paper written on some message board where typical students write 3 paragraphs to 10 questions, but CeCe, the over achiever maximum, writes a paragraph PER question, complete with correct citing and … well… punctuation. For the most part. Then on every Sunday, which is suppose to be a day of rest, football, and relaxation - we have a 75 point test on the chapters we covered during the week. I’m pulling an A right now in that class - but if I don’t start acing some tests again soon I will be in a bit of a panic. And even though health isn’t my major and who cares if I get a "B" anyway - I still want to get a good grade in this class because it’s with in my ability to do so. (Eyes her medication with extreme resentment). I remember the days when I would drop out of that class by now. Damn it all. So because of my keen ability to procrastinate like no other, I’m usually reading and writing like an idiot up until 11:59PM the day the assignments are due. So let’s just say for now that Wednesdays & Fridays are pretty much fucked until around midnight as far as calls are concerned. Even though the tests are all open book, the tests are harder than they would be if I were in a traditional classroom. 30 pages of material, and my instructor will find at least 5 questions that require Google assistance. Yes, I’m serious. I have a few more weeks of this madness and then the real madness will start when Spring Semester begins. While I’m only taking a few classes - one of those classes is a Math class. I’m taking applications for tutors now. Must be available for last minute questions and must be immune to serious temper tantrums and other disruptive acting out behaviors. Payment is my happiness. School costs went up - I can’t afford to pay you…I’ll come to your office and maybe we can work out some other payment arrangements (enter porn music track here). Speaking of which…
I’ve been busy with THAT situation, too. Last I heard they will be contacting him and bringing him in for questioning. Great. All of a sudden this state got REALLY fuckin small. I really don’t want to be mentioned in this meeting, and I’m sure I will be. I don’t understand what questions need to be answered but the more they drag this along into some g.d. Perry Mason type thing, the more I feel like I did something to warrant this - because in order to ask him the question, wouldn’t there then need to be an acceptable answer that would be good enough for "them" to keep him on board? I’m so not happy about that. At all. If you all don’t know what I’m talking about - sorry. I’m sure you can deduce what is going on from my other posts but because now I don’t know if I’m going to be needing counsel I should probably keep my mouth shut about it. I can just see it now: CeCe - is this your blog? Are these some of your fantasies? Did you write this story about having sex with a Professor for a better grade? What do you mean, fantasy? This seems pretty REAL to me. Did you show Professor Assholewhoshouldn’tbenamed this website? Are you SURE, CeCe? Maybe this is the reason for his comment on your paper. He knew YOU would understand what he was saying, because you DO understand what he is saying, don’t you, CeCe? Are you crying because of remorse? Guilt? Why don’t we just pretend this never happened and just go about our business. You DID get an A after all. Yeah. All this and more goes through my head in regards to this fucked up situation. He’s ruined a perfectly good fantasy, too. I’ll hate him forever for that! ![]()
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I’m vaguely aware that I’m working out most of my frustrations at the gym these days. My newest obsession? Spin class. I went the first time, limped out on wobbly legs and I was hooked. I’m going to a spin class tomorrow today so I should really be going soon. My goal is by the end of the week to go 3 times a week. It’s good cardio and it kicks my ass. What can I say? I enjoy the challenge and I enjoy the burn. Tiffy got me an early … how should we explain it, Tiffy? An early Valentines present and when I get it programmed (soon, Tiffy, I promise!) it will show me exactly how badly that class kicks my ass, but I heard you can burn up to 700 calories in an hour - easily. People said that the class was better than sex and after taking it 2 times now, I can honestly say that spin class is better than sex. The seat is hard - you get totally wet, it feels so good it hurts, and it lasts longer than most sex I’ve had. Oh - and it comes (no pun intended) with a great soundtrack most of the time. The best part is when you’re done you can just get up and leave with no questions asked, no awkward silence, and you don’t have to figure out what to do with the wet spot/s. ;) Though I do have to say (to be fair) most of the online sex I get is much better than spin class. I just don’t get it enough (and who’s fault is that, CeCe?) I know I know…
Final thoughts? I’m sorry I haven’t been on as much as I would like. I will be logging in and keeping a better schedule. I have been on for a few hours here and there but you gotta call me or make an appointment as soon as you see me peaking my little head up; the last few days I’ve been on a power getting to know you calls that totaled over 10 hours in just 2.5 days. Although my ‘husband’ JK will not be contacting me that extensively over the next few weeks, I do have other lovers (ooooh - that sounds so sexy and grown doesn’t it?) who I speak to for long periods of time. A quick review: If I’m on ALERTS that means that I probably will pick up if I’m awake. If you see me on AWAY you can certainly arrange calls. If you see I’m BUSY, you can make an appointment to be next in line up to a specified number of hours. If you have written me a note to see if I’m really AVAILABLE and you see that I’m on, or if you have a particular fantasy you want me to review before you call - please give me a call and let me know you’ve written me a note. Sometimes I’m away from my computer but totally able to take calls and AVAILABLE. I’ll comp you the minute it takes for you to tell me to check my email for your fantasy. Mike and … there is one other person but I don’t have my notes with me: I haven’t forgotten about your pic requests and will do so in the next few days. I seriously didn’t have time to make this post AND find the picture I wanted to send you. I haven’t forgotten though and thank you for your patience.
Um … I think that is it. I mean - there is a whole lot more - but I think that is sufficient. Look for me tomorrow after I find feeling in my thighs - sometime in the afternoon. I’m going out to dinner with a girlfriend and won’t be back until later Saturday evening so if you don’t see me in the afternoon look for me definitely after 11:00PM for sure. Not sure what is going on on Sunday. Oh - I have to do some work for my other online class, but I’ll try to hurry it on up so we can play a bit. Drop me a note if you want to request a specific time so you can catch me. Until we talk again…

So after staying up until - I dunno - 3:00AM last night (that would be FRIDAY Nite) I woke up this morning at 9:30AM and made myself a delicious bowl of oatmeal before running into the shower, changing for the gym - and heading off to my study group for Geography. We met at the bookstore down the street and drank a cup of Joe (haha) and studying until about … um … 4:00-4:30? and then ran to the gym where I stayed until 7:00PM. I’m going to say something that is going to shock me. Even though I eluded to similar feelings in this post - what I experienced today was like 10 times stronger than that moment.
I was walking on the treadmill - at a good solid 3.8 MPH and a steep 4.5 incline. I was working in my 80 percent target rate about 40 percent of the time - and in my 70 percent target heart rate the remaining time. I was sweating … like a crazy woman; the kind of sweat that pools in between your tits (okay - guys shouldn’t know what that feels like… ) - collects at the nape of your neck - and starts this steady stream down the back of your tank top. By the time you’re done, you have this band of water around your panties (again … guys…) and the treadmill below you has evidence of your leak. When the treadmill tells me I’ve burned about 500 calories and walked a good 3 miles in 45 glorious minutes, it hits me. This feeling like - PRAISE GOD I AM ALIVE AND I AM HEALTHY AND I GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME feeling. I want to raise up my hands and start jumpin up and down yelling to everyone about how fuckin great life is and how glad I am to be an American. It is at 45 minutes that it kicks in and I start to increase the speed - pushing my heart rate even faster - and feeling like I have come down from the best orgasm with Mr. Hitachi Wand EVER. I LOVE that feeling. I always end on this surge of energy - and an embarrassment that I was going to quit 30 minutes earlier.
The Nazi trainer pushed me so hard the other day (I asked her to because I was angry at the English teacher I once loved. It’s true. Check it out… I actually loved him at one point. How foolish was I?) that I was woke up thinking about her. I had asked Ms. Nazi to push me hard and she was all to happy to accommodate me. It was “leg” day - and I sat and pushed and did abductor and adducters and lunges and planks and … by the time I left I knew she had kicked my ass into a new dimension. But it felt good. So back to this morning - when I woke up - I had to stand in the shower for a good 30 minutes and just let the hot water penetrate the soreness. It wasn’t pretty - but again - I felt really great! So ok - today - I walk for an hour. 673 calories later - I’m HIGH. I feel like nothing can stop me. I go straight to the counter and I ask if there is a trainer available. A sweet guy that I call Scott Baio (spelling?) -the younger years - volunteers to work me out. I am doing pull ups (ok - they cheat and take away half of my body weight but still… !), I’m doing bicep curls and chest press thingees and working my triceps and then I go to do planks and BAM! Right on my face. I had no arms. Nothing in my arms. They were tingling and burning a little - and I felt a little light headed - and it was the BEST feeling (next to an orgasm with Mr. Hitachi Man and ‘you’) that I’ve ever had … EVER. I think it’s happened. I think I’m addicted to the burn.
I told Ms. Nazi the other day that I want so badly to tell her no when she asks me for 10 more lunges while carrying weights across the floor. I so badly want to kick her in the vagina — hard — when she asks me for 10 more seconds while holding the damn plank and I can hardly see because sweat is dripping into my eyeballs and blinding me. I so badly want to tell her to go to hell when she asks me to do step ups on the weight bench while holding 15 pounds close to my chest like am “old friend”. And when she puts me on the stair climber and asks me to walk up backwards to work my ass - I want to kick her in hers. But there is something inside of me - this incredible stubborness that can not say “no”. I say “yes” - and if it doesn’t burn enough I grunt out “2 more!” I have become that gym rat we all love to hate. For years I have been that type of girl who exercised because it was necessary to do in order to enjoy the things I enjoy. But I didn’t like it one bit. I liked the results - but not the process. I swear - no matter how much I complain about the nazi, no matter how much I may hate Scott Baio tomorrow when I try to lift my arms to brush my teeth, no matter how badly I think muscle heads are kinda a little loopy and in a league of their own - and that people who are so into their bodies really need to spend more time with friends and/a social life…no matter how much I might try to say those types of things - or believe in those things - the truth remains: I am in love with that burning feeling.
Who oh that burning feeling.
I put every bit of anger I had into those weights and treadmill today — and I only partially still want a cigarette. Which is really good because usually cigarettes are the only things that make me feel better when I’m that mad. And that’s another story for another day (the reason why I was mad…) - it’s 1:34AM and I’m way tired. I’m going to drink tons of water - take some Advil and get up so I can … yup… go to the gym. Hopefully I’ll be able to get some energy and then I can come back and talk with some of you. Unless there’s football - in which case I’ll do some studying - then come back later and play with you.
Even “The Burn” is no substitute for you guys! Come on! I’m not cumming on the treadmill or the weight machines. The gym just supplies that after sex shudder - that aftershock. Nothing but sex can deliver the true Earth Shattering Experience of an Orgasm. Well, except for Mr. Hitachi wand. And a really great shoe sale. And getting an A on a final. And realizing I have only one more class with Mr. AssholicalExtraordinaire.
And a nice marble. *if you don’t know - you should ask me!*
but yeah. The burn has nothin’ on you. But it is a rather nice discovery.
